What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 76

**JK2001** · October 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM

699. Uncle Sam puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit,til it's purple.

700. Andy Dufresne would look funnier, sucking Hadley's dick, with no teeth.

Estreeter · November 1st, 2016, 08:46 AM

700 Every chair, no matter how solid will break into 100 pieces minimum when smashed across a humans torso

Looking for volunteer to confirm

**ManofKent** · November 1st, 2016, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

700 Every chair, no matter how solid will break into 100 pieces minimum when smashed across a humans torso

Looking for volunteer to confirm

How about Homer Simpson?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZOGs95QrwE

**old alal** · December 8th, 2016, 08:30 PM

701. (or 702 if Estreeter hadn't gone back one) All submarines operate in clear water with no fish or other sea creatures.

smiksmaksmok · December 30th, 2016, 09:52 PM

Every drink in a wild west saloon was priced so that it could be payed with just one coin. Change was not invented yet.

A sniper hidden on the first story of a building gets shot by the hero and the impact of the bullet always makes him fall out of the window. Never inside the room.

Small wild west sheriif's offices have a single jail with one door, but there are never less than five keys on the jailer's key ring.

Mung Hom · December 30th, 2016, 09:59 PM

702. Put your cock between her tits and she'll moan like she's being bulldozed

**ManofKent** · January 15th, 2017, 12:27 PM

705 (I think)=If there's a locked door that your trying to break into (by kicking it or ramming your shoulder at it) you can break it open with just one or two attempts.

**thunderfly** · January 15th, 2017, 01:57 PM

706. Take any old small, single engined aircraft, stick a swastika on the tail and crosses on the fuselage and you have an instant, genuine, German fighter 'plane from ww2.

**rosestone** · January 15th, 2017, 02:16 PM

707. People walk away from explosions all cool and casual and don't even look back, rather than jumping out of their skin and shouting "Bloody hell, did you see that?? Stuff went everywhere! There was a giant fireball and everything! Yeah, I hope no-one was hurt too, but still, that was uh-MAZING. Where's my phone, I want to take a picture......"

**whop** · January 15th, 2017, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

707. People walk away from explosions all cool and casual and don't even look back, rather than jumping out of their skin and shouting "Bloody hell, did you see that?? Stuff went everywhere! There was a giant fireball and everything! Yeah, I hope no-one was hurt too, but still, that was uh-MAZING. Where's my phone, I want to take a picture......"

708. 20 years ago they knew exactly when it would go boom, so they would run away and throw themselves at the ground half a second before the explosion.

November 1st, 2016, 08:46 AM	#752
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,109 Thanks: 449,654 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	700 Every chair, no matter how solid will break into 100 pieces minimum when smashed across a humans torso Looking for volunteer to confirm __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 8th, 2016, 08:30 PM	#754
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	701. (or 702 if Estreeter hadn't gone back one) All submarines operate in clear water with no fish or other sea creatures. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

December 30th, 2016, 09:52 PM	#755
smiksmaksmok Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 221 Thanks: 70,578 Thanked 3,997 Times in 214 Posts	Every drink in a wild west saloon was priced so that it could be payed with just one coin. Change was not invented yet. A sniper hidden on the first story of a building gets shot by the hero and the impact of the bullet always makes him fall out of the window. Never inside the room. Small wild west sheriif's offices have a single jail with one door, but there are never less than five keys on the jailer's key ring. Last edited by smiksmaksmok; December 31st, 2016 at 12:03 AM..

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October 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM	#751
JK2001 Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Exeter Posts: 615 Thanks: 480 Thanked 6,619 Times in 607 Posts	699. Uncle Sam puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit,til it's purple. 700. Andy Dufresne would look funnier, sucking Hadley's dick, with no teeth.

December 30th, 2016, 09:59 PM	#756
Mung Hom Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 24 Thanks: 16 Thanked 163 Times in 23 Posts	702. Put your cock between her tits and she'll moan like she's being bulldozed

January 15th, 2017, 12:27 PM	#757
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	705 (I think)=If there's a locked door that your trying to break into (by kicking it or ramming your shoulder at it) you can break it open with just one or two attempts.

January 15th, 2017, 01:57 PM	#758
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	706. Take any old small, single engined aircraft, stick a swastika on the tail and crosses on the fuselage and you have an instant, genuine, German fighter 'plane from ww2.

January 15th, 2017, 02:16 PM	#759
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	707. People walk away from explosions all cool and casual and don't even look back, rather than jumping out of their skin and shouting "Bloody hell, did you see that?? Stuff went everywhere! There was a giant fireball and everything! Yeah, I hope no-one was hurt too, but still, that was uh-MAZING. Where's my phone, I want to take a picture......"