The corrupt a wish game - Page 230

**HugoHackenbush** · March 21st, 2014, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by luddite

Granted, but you forgot that Genie is a Muslim. He has replaced all the gifts you bought for people with a card that says: A Donation Has Been Made in Your Name to the Tranny Hooker of my Choice
(and it's a pop-up card!)

I wish that the government would enact a law that everyone has to have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Granted. Said law is passed and everyone dutifully obeys. Everyone is having such a good time, no one wants for anything, and therefore there is nothing to wish for, killing this thread deader than a door nail for three months.

I wish to repeal this law.

**ball7** · April 21st, 2014, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. Said law is passed and everyone dutifully obeys. Everyone is having such a good time, no one wants for anything, and therefore there is nothing to wish for, killing this thread deader than a door nail for three months.

I wish to repeal this law.

The repeal is noted, but is turned down due to a technicality.

I wish the members of the supreme court had to be members of both the NRA and The KKK in order to serve.

**tygrkhat40** · April 21st, 2014, 03:21 PM

Confused genie makes the members of both the NBA and AAA the members of the Supreme Court. All rise for Chief Justice Kobe Bryant!

I wish for an evening of bliss with Valerie Bertinelli.

**HugoHackenbush** · April 21st, 2014, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Confused genie makes the members of both the NBA and AAA the members of the Supreme Court. All rise for Chief Justice Kobe Bryant!

I wish for an evening of bliss with Valerie Bertinelli.

Granted. However, due to all the alcohol ingested celebrating this event, you don't remember any of it.

I wish for tygrkhat40 to become the new owner of the Buffalo Bills.

Lord Of The Sith · April 21st, 2014, 09:43 PM

tygrkhat40's is granted. His significant other leaves him and gets to keep the team in the separation; the go on to win the SuperBowl

My wish is to have Amber Lynn all to myself on an island

**ball7** · April 22nd, 2014, 08:21 PM

Unfortanly she does not feel the same way about you, so it's you and one pissed off woman on a island plus Gilligan. (it's his island).

I wish my penis would be an actual chick magnet.

**HugoHackenbush** · April 22nd, 2014, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Unfortanly she does not feel the same way about you, so it's you and one pissed off woman on a island plus Gilligan. (it's his island).

I wish my penis would be an actual chick magnet.

Granted. The first three chicks attracted to your penis are Susan Boyle , Rosanne Barr, and Rosie O'Donnell. You can not leave until you have satisfied them all. And good luck with the last one.

I wish to live the life of a rock star.

**old alal** · April 23rd, 2014, 02:24 PM

Granted, you and Jim Morrison should be happy on that cloud.

I wish I had a magic touch that re firms sagging breasts to their pre child condition, and a list of clients as long as my arm.

larry74403 · April 23rd, 2014, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I had a magic touch that re firms sagging breasts to their pre child condition, and a list of clients as long as my arm.

Granted!
You now have the ability to form breasts into the condition they were before they were children. The first time you use it you cause the woman's chest to implode from the shrinking of the rib cage to a fetal state. And the long list of potential clients standing there are witnesses. Congratulations you are a murderer with freakish powers. After the governor finishes experimenting on you you get locked in a deep dark cell.

I wish I could go to Las Vegas and have complete control over what the dice do.

**ball7** · April 23rd, 2014, 05:55 PM

Granted. You get to decide what the dices land on, until the floor manager catches you cheating and bust your chops.

I wish MC Hammer was the president of USA.

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April 22nd, 2014, 08:21 PM	#2296
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Unfortanly she does not feel the same way about you, so it's you and one pissed off woman on a island plus Gilligan. (it's his island). I wish my penis would be an actual chick magnet.

April 23rd, 2014, 05:55 PM	#2300
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Granted. You get to decide what the dices land on, until the floor manager catches you cheating and bust your chops. I wish MC Hammer was the president of USA.