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March 21st, 2014, 07:34 PM | #2291 | |
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I wish to repeal this law.
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April 21st, 2014, 02:16 PM | #2292 | |
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I wish the members of the supreme court had to be members of both the NRA and The KKK in order to serve. |
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April 21st, 2014, 03:21 PM | #2293 |
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Confused genie makes the members of both the NBA and AAA the members of the Supreme Court. All rise for Chief Justice Kobe Bryant!
I wish for an evening of bliss with Valerie Bertinelli.
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April 21st, 2014, 07:58 PM | #2294 | |
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I wish for tygrkhat40 to become the new owner of the Buffalo Bills.
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April 21st, 2014, 09:43 PM | #2295 |
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tygrkhat40's is granted. His significant other leaves him and gets to keep the team in the separation; the go on to win the SuperBowl
My wish is to have Amber Lynn all to myself on an island
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April 22nd, 2014, 08:21 PM | #2296 |
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Unfortanly she does not feel the same way about you, so it's you and one pissed off woman on a island plus Gilligan. (it's his island).
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April 22nd, 2014, 11:06 PM | #2297 | |
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I wish to live the life of a rock star.
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April 23rd, 2014, 02:24 PM | #2298 |
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Granted, you and Jim Morrison should be happy on that cloud.
I wish I had a magic touch that re firms sagging breasts to their pre child condition, and a list of clients as long as my arm.
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April 23rd, 2014, 03:52 PM | #2299 | |
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You now have the ability to form breasts into the condition they were before they were children. The first time you use it you cause the woman's chest to implode from the shrinking of the rib cage to a fetal state. And the long list of potential clients standing there are witnesses. Congratulations you are a murderer with freakish powers. After the governor finishes experimenting on you you get locked in a deep dark cell. I wish I could go to Las Vegas and have complete control over what the dice do.
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April 23rd, 2014, 05:55 PM | #2300 |
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Granted. You get to decide what the dices land on, until the floor manager catches you cheating and bust your chops.
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