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Old October 16th, 2009, 02:13 AM   #11
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Default Well...... perhaps in this one instance!

Ordinarily, my answer would be: "No way in Hell!"

But for some reason or other, I think I would have been willing to pay big bucks for this particular chair immediately after the photo shoot was over.




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Old October 17th, 2009, 10:57 PM   #12
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If it was a couch used in scene with Cytheria & Flower Tucci, I might think about it...
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I might think about that too, however, isn't it a similar thing if you and your woman stay at a hotel and have sex that night, and the next, and so on. You can usually tell or know if the bedding has been changed if you return later the next day. You assume it is clean and it probably is. But how do you know? The people before you could have had sex the night before your arrival. Doesn't mean to say anything has been changed, as there may not have been time apart from the obvious like towels. Agree with wrench, you may have slept/will sleep on a 'porn bed' without even knowing.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 09:40 PM   #14
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It depends - if it were g/g porn I wouldn't mind. But I don't care how fancy the furniture was if it had a dude's man juice spewed all over it you'd have to pay me just to look at the furniture.
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Old January 3rd, 2012, 09:24 AM   #15
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I think I'd rather sell it.
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Jeannie Pepper is my favorite porn star. If I was offered the chance to buy a comfy recliner that Jeannie had planted her beautiful butt on, I'd buy it in a minute.
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These days it's not so much about being able to buy second-hand "porno furniture" but actually seeing stuff you might already have, especially if you buy stuff from Ikea.
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Furniture maybe not but some types of special tables, beds chairs,... modern furniture props,... that maybe.
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I don't think so. There enough of my cum splattered about the house as it is
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I would gladly buy the bed, especially if a real celebrity had been it, though I´d just as likely switch the sheets asap. Just to not unecessarily waste any dried residues from the former owner.
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