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Old September 18th, 2016, 10:01 AM   #2501
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Mum look placid now, but once the drugs wear off we pumped into her she's gonna be mad. Well, that's the bet over, you owe me $10
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Old September 18th, 2016, 10:07 AM   #2502
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The Surgeon General recommends Anal for ...... Headaches, In Grown Toe Nails, Arthritis, Athletes Foot, Liver Disease, Conjunctivitis, Ear Ache, Whooping Cough, Acne, Sunburn, Torn Hamstring, Dislocated Shoulders, Chicken Pox and Bad Breath..... However, If you have a common cold or the flu, it is recommended to rug up in bed and just watch anal on DVD
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Old September 23rd, 2016, 02:08 PM   #2506
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A Cadillac would have been a smarter purchase
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A Cadillac would have been a smarter purchase
Junk in the trunk? I think you're doing it wrong.
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A Cadillac would have been a smarter purchase
Alex devised an ingenious way of disposing the dead bodies of his cheating girlfriend and her lover -- and in broad daylight!
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A Cadillac would have been a smarter purchase
Linda if you don't let me get the jack and spare out and change that tire we are going to be late for dinner at your mother's!
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