Why...why...why? - Page 94

**Mal Hombre** · January 25th, 2024, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Why...why...why?

She's using his dick to phone.....

Furry Triangle · January 25th, 2024, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

This thread belongs to things that you can find no rational explanation for.

First inspired by the scene in "Pulp Fiction" where Vincent Vega asks Lance's wife "Why do you want a bolt in your tongue?"

Her reply: "It's sexy. Helps fellatio."

I'm thinking...what?

If I'm about to stick my willy into a wet, warm and willing mouth, the last thing I want to encounter is a hard metal object.

Now I don't want to broach matters of mere taste or opinion here, but the truly perplexing.

For example: lesbian sex does not turn me on in the slightest. But I can understand that for many people it does. Fair enough.

But as the ads on various file host keep reminding me, one of the featured attractions lately is double-DOUBLE penetration, in other words when two cocks occupy a pussy or arse at the same time. Now beyond the obvious admiration for the flexibility of the young lass involved, what is the possible attraction here?

Why on earth would you want to stick your cock into an orafice that is already occupied by another cock?

Why...why...why?

She doesnt say its sexy. she says its a sex thing.
Also I guess some guys are more comfortable than others and dont mind sliding willy's. Kinda like how some girls are REALLY comfortable with each other and dont mind being naked and touching, like all those pics of college girls. You think they're all lesbians? Doubtful.

**jomama** · January 25th, 2024, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Why...why...why?

When I asked for a raise I didn't mean a small one

**HugoHackenbush** · January 26th, 2024, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

She's using his dick to phone.....

Boy, that’s a very dated joke.

**Mal Hombre** · January 26th, 2024, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Boy, that’s a very dated joke.

It still holds up....

Estreeter · January 26th, 2024, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I'd understand if he was holding a TV guide, sports journal or car magazine.

**Mal Hombre** · January 26th, 2024, 10:37 AM

The caller asked "Can you hold ?".....

**jomama** · January 26th, 2024, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

She's using his dick to phone.....

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Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Boy, that’s a very dated joke.

It wasn't a very long call

**Dropped52** · January 26th, 2024, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

The caller asked "Can you hold ?".....

**jomama** · January 27th, 2024, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by maxivic

Stop talking shit while I'm trying to fuck you

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