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Old October 22nd, 2017, 05:33 PM   #7241
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Legal moves made in politics which ought to be completely illegal:

1. Redrawing constituency boundaries
2. Ignoring the democratic processes to suit partial business interests (cf. Fracking)
3. Accepting campaign contributions (cash or kind) of more than $10 from any one or any group/organization.
4. Allowing politicians to protect and increase their pension funds whilst other government workers are having their pay capped every year
5. 'Expenses' - claims for whatever they think they can get away with; often criticised, but the greedy abuse continues. Needs to be scrapped.
6. Putting up "speed cameras" to catch drivers going just a few miles over the limit on public streets is really for the purpose of getting revenue from the public.
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Legal moves made in politics which ought to be completely illegal:

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2. Ignoring the democratic processes to suit partial business interests (cf. Fracking)
3. Accepting campaign contributions (cash or kind) of more than $10 from any one or any group/organization.
4. Allowing politicians to protect and increase their pension funds whilst other government workers are having their pay capped every year
5. 'Expenses' - claims for whatever they think they can get away with; often criticised, but the greedy abuse continues. Needs to be scrapped.
6. Putting up "speed cameras" to catch drivers going just a few miles over the limit on public streets is really for the purpose of getting revenue from the public.
7. Huge "security forces" for nobody politicians, done purely to make said nobody feel important at taxpayer expense.
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Legal moves made in politics which ought to be completely illegal:

1. Redrawing constituency boundaries
2. Ignoring the democratic processes to suit partial business interests (cf. Fracking)
3. Accepting campaign contributions (cash or kind) of more than $10 from any one or any group/organization.
4. Allowing politicians to protect and increase their pension funds whilst other government workers are having their pay capped every year
5. 'Expenses' - claims for whatever they think they can get away with; often criticised, but the greedy abuse continues. Needs to be scrapped.
6. Putting up "speed cameras" to catch drivers going just a few miles over the limit on public streets is really for the purpose of getting revenue from the public.
7. Huge "security forces" for nobody politicians, done purely to make said nobody feel important at taxpayer expense.
8. abuse of Parliamentary privilege, the ability to slander someone in open Parliament - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parliamentary_privilege
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