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January 22nd, 2018, 10:02 PM	#12941
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January 22nd, 2018, 11:31 PM	#12942
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I ran from a fight once and my momma said "Either you fight him or fight me" ... my momma got her ass beat that day. (Kat Williams)

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I have a really great joke about communism, but it's only funny if everyone gets it

I believe that any jokes about socialism should be fairly distributed.

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January 23rd, 2018, 10:08 PM	#12944
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January 25th, 2018, 03:33 AM	#12945
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,843 Thanked 114,822 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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January 25th, 2018, 05:59 PM	#12946
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,310 Times in 3,171 Posts	I was very saddened to learn that one of my radioactive friends passed away today. Still, I was happy to know he lived a good half-life.

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January 25th, 2018, 06:45 PM	#12947
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,656 Thanked 855,737 Times in 57,565 Posts	I can hear My son drilling holes,This doesn't augur well.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 25th, 2018, 11:53 PM	#12948
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	One of my friends is still in the closet. Everytime I met him I ask if he has managed to find Narnia

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January 26th, 2018, 04:39 AM	#12949
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January 26th, 2018, 09:22 AM	#12950
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	My wife and I has been naming our kids after where they were concevied. . Our first daughter is called Perth, our second daughter is Sydney and our first son is Cockburn (Western Australia)

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