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October 24th, 2017, 01:57 PM | #12771 |
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The worlds worst ventriloquist has just became a Dad, in a statement he said his' wife just gave girth to a gouncing gagy goy'
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October 24th, 2017, 02:19 PM | #12772 |
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Quasimodo married Esmerelda. Coming home from work one evening he noticed a wok.
'Oh, Esmerelda, are we having a Chinese meal tonight? ' No' she said, 'I am just about to iron your shirt' |
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October 24th, 2017, 02:44 PM | #12773 |
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*leans in for a kiss*
DENTIST: stop that |
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October 24th, 2017, 03:27 PM | #12774 | |
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October 24th, 2017, 09:47 PM | #12775 |
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I used to go out with a girl who suffered from really bad eczema.
She had cracking tits... |
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October 25th, 2017, 09:23 AM | #12776 |
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I was tasered by a gorgeous police women last night.
She was stunning. |
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October 25th, 2017, 01:36 PM | #12777 |
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I wonder which Spice Girl could carry the most petrol??
I reckon Geri can |
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October 26th, 2017, 08:37 PM | #12778 |
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I've never been very good at geography, but I can name at least one city in France.
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October 26th, 2017, 08:42 PM | #12779 |
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I got in a bit of trouble at the supermarket last night. I was at the checkout and the girl serving me was absolutely gorgeous.
It all went wrong when I said "I'll tap that". In my defense I was trying to use my tap and go credit card... |
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October 27th, 2017, 04:52 AM | #12780 |
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