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October 24th, 2017, 01:57 PM	#12771
dazza2 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: UK Posts: 192 Thanks: 6,564 Thanked 2,853 Times in 189 Posts	The worlds worst ventriloquist has just became a Dad, in a statement he said his' wife just gave girth to a gouncing gagy goy'

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October 24th, 2017, 02:19 PM	#12772
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,688 Times in 1,280 Posts	Quasimodo married Esmerelda. Coming home from work one evening he noticed a wok. 'Oh, Esmerelda, are we having a Chinese meal tonight? ' No' she said, 'I am just about to iron your shirt'

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October 24th, 2017, 02:44 PM	#12773
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	leans in for a kiss DENTIST: stop that

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The worlds worst ventriloquist has just became a Dad, in a statement he said his' wife just gave girth to a gouncing gagy goy'

In a Related Story - "His newborn son gave a statement "I'll be here all week.. please tip your waitresses.."

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October 24th, 2017, 09:47 PM	#12775
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October 25th, 2017, 09:23 AM	#12776
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October 25th, 2017, 01:36 PM	#12777
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October 26th, 2017, 08:37 PM	#12778
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	I've never been very good at geography, but I can name at least one city in France. Which is nice...

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bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,520 Thanked 14,183 Times in 1,074 Posts	I got in a bit of trouble at the supermarket last night. I was at the checkout and the girl serving me was absolutely gorgeous. It all went wrong when I said "I'll tap that". In my defense I was trying to use my tap and go credit card...

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