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Old December 1st, 2017, 09:04 PM   #461
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That depends on the amount of pressure they will apply to a handjob

q.Why do you think Bogart was the world's greatest actor?
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A. No, it's Bogarde.

Q. Will my football predictions today bring me a nice return on my investment?
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Sure. One dollar.

Q. Will Hell freeze over before next wednesday?
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A. Quite possibly, I saw howerd buying some ski shoes

Q. When will they make another Mega Shark movie ???
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When it's safe to go back into the sea

Do we need a bigger boat?
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A. Let me know. i'll build you one.

Q. Can we keep on rocking in the free world.?
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Nope. No more rocking

Do you headbang during sex?
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A. Only when going down, down, down, deeper and down.

Q. Have you found the Status Quo.?.
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A. They're in the army now,Painting pictures of matchstick men..

Q. Have Yoy ever met an iron maiden ?
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A. No, luckily for me i was living overseas when Maggie was Prime Minister.

Q. How many times do we have to knock on heaven's door.?.
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