Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 52

MaxJoker · March 7th, 2015, 03:42 PM

_ An Indian finally smells himself , dies and goes up to heaven _

He knocks on the gates and St Peter opens them and says ,
"What the cocking shit do you want Paki"

"I am here for Jesus" says the Indian.

St Peter turns around and shouts ,
"Jesus, did you order a taxi ? "

What's the French armies official battle flag ?.

A white cross on a white background.

Woke up this morning to find a dead woman lying outside my front door.

So I dragged her inside then phoned the police.

Fourteen hours later.

Hey a man has needs.

**DonnyJoe** · March 10th, 2015, 02:47 AM

What do you call a Muslim who owns sheep and goats?

Bisexual

**seany65** · March 18th, 2015, 10:35 PM

My local violin group has decide to form a junior section for those under the age of 16, and they've decided to call the section "The kiddy fiddlers".

**SanteeFats** · March 22nd, 2015, 03:01 PM

This is probably a re run but I don't remember seeing it. At my age that really doesn't mean anything.

In America what do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
Please rise.

**Ninjaturtle** · March 22nd, 2015, 03:32 PM

You know your relationship is dead when the only thing you can do to add excitement to it is not delete your browsing history

emexem · March 23rd, 2015, 07:57 PM

Heard the one about an Irishman that went to a klu klux klan fancy dress party, dressed as Al Jolson?

**Almero** · March 25th, 2015, 04:10 PM

Jeremy Clarkson says he expects to be sacked by the BBC.

No wonder. He's 54 years old and still hasn't fu..ed a kid.

**SanteeFats** · March 25th, 2015, 04:59 PM

Do you know how the Jews have survived for 5,000 years. Because so many of them are doctors.

**SanteeFats** · April 1st, 2015, 06:30 PM

It is really hard for a younger brother to tell an old brother no. Just ask Erik Menendez.

**SanteeFats** · April 2nd, 2015, 07:40 PM

Okay this may already have been posted, if so sorry.
What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato.

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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	My local violin group has decide to form a junior section for those under the age of 16, and they've decided to call the section "The kiddy fiddlers". __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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March 22nd, 2015, 03:01 PM	#514
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,811 Times in 60,861 Posts	This is probably a re run but I don't remember seeing it. At my age that really doesn't mean anything. In America what do you say to a black man in a three piece suit? Please rise.

March 23rd, 2015, 07:57 PM	#516
emexem Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Youthenasia Posts: 296 Thanks: 13,665 Thanked 7,270 Times in 289 Posts	Heard the one about an Irishman that went to a klu klux klan fancy dress party, dressed as Al Jolson?

March 25th, 2015, 04:10 PM	#517
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,344 Times in 1,425 Posts	Jeremy Clarkson says he expects to be sacked by the BBC. No wonder. He's 54 years old and still hasn't fu..ed a kid.

March 25th, 2015, 04:59 PM	#518
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,811 Times in 60,861 Posts	Do you know how the Jews have survived for 5,000 years. Because so many of them are doctors.

April 1st, 2015, 06:30 PM	#519
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,811 Times in 60,861 Posts	It is really hard for a younger brother to tell an old brother no. Just ask Erik Menendez.

April 2nd, 2015, 07:40 PM	#520
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,811 Times in 60,861 Posts	Okay this may already have been posted, if so sorry. What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato.