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February 16th, 2018, 03:17 PM | #1271 |
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I was at this fantastic party with Mr Weinstein & there were a couple of twelve year old's & we got them to strip & then made them...............darn it!.......wrong forum.
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February 16th, 2018, 04:04 PM | #1272 |
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While watching an advert for starving African children earlier I felt a huge surge of anger ,
As how they hell do they get their teeth so white ?
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February 17th, 2018, 08:13 AM | #1273 |
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Girl says to guy, "I'm sorry, but I can't see you anymore. I just found out you're a pedophile."
Guy says, "Well that's a pretty big word for a six-year-old!" The commandant of a Nazi concentration camp orders all the prisoners to assemble in the yard. He then announces, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you're all being sent to the finest hotels in Europe. The bad news is, you're going as soap!" |
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February 18th, 2018, 12:06 PM | #1274 |
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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?" Wife : "Those they gave away." Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand." Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?" Husband : "That's where they held the auction." |
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February 18th, 2018, 02:49 PM | #1275 |
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Never like to boast only must admit I'm a great salesman ,
Hell bet I could even sell soap to a Pakistani !
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February 19th, 2018, 02:36 PM | #1276 |
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Anyone else thinking what I`m thinking ? ,
Michael Jackson must be well and truly black again by now .
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February 20th, 2018, 05:28 PM | #1277 |
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Got charged ten pounds for some white chocolate today,
Serves me right for going into a newsagents run by the Milky Bar Yid.
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February 23rd, 2018, 01:01 PM | #1278 |
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February 23rd, 2018, 01:22 PM | #1279 |
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Was raping a pregnant woman the other night and she cried out "Please think of my baby !" ,
Geez what a Kinky bloody bitch.
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February 24th, 2018, 05:10 PM | #1280 |
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