Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 447

**rewbear** · July 17th, 2017, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

Apropos of nothing, but a life lesson none-the-less. I witnessed an incident outside our local Tossco some months back when a young man, who was begging off passers-by with the words, "50p so I can buy a sandwich." was offered a sandwich by a chap who had gone into said supermarket and bought one. He was rudely turned away by the vagrant, and so he walked off with the snack, shouting, "If you want money for beer just say so!"
And the moral? "Never give to those who have, what they have, for they will resent you. Give instead to those who haven't, what they don't have, and they will remember you."

**Eric Cartman** · July 19th, 2017, 10:13 PM

MaxJoker · July 20th, 2017, 01:07 PM

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show

~ Mitch Hedberg

With confidence, you have won before you have started

~ Marcus Garvey

I`m your man

~ Spencer

**tsunamiSD** · July 20th, 2017, 02:12 PM

MaxJoker · July 22nd, 2017, 02:01 PM

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet

~ Alan King

You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises

~ Art Donovan

I had a rack of lamb yesterday

~ Richard Davies

**Eric Cartman** · July 22nd, 2017, 11:08 PM

**blondifan** · July 24th, 2017, 12:27 PM

**tygrkhat40** · July 24th, 2017, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blondifan

So true, and really fucking scary.

**tsunamiSD** · July 24th, 2017, 09:47 PM

-Maya Angelou

MaxJoker · July 25th, 2017, 05:46 PM

Belief creates the actual fact

~ William James

If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me

~ Dwight L. Moody

For you

~ Bane

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet ~ Alan King You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises ~ Art Donovan I had a rack of lamb yesterday ~ Richard Davies __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 25th, 2017, 05:46 PM	#4470
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Belief creates the actual fact ~ William James If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me ~ Dwight L. Moody For you ~ Bane __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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