Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[blondifan]

"When the whole world doesn't believe in God, it'll be a great place." - Philip Roth.

[Mal Hombre]

“I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off – the sticky evidence is everywhere!”
― Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint

“So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family's dinner.”
― Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint

Alexander Portnoy would have fitted in perfectly on here..

[tsunamiSD]

[Thinkwell]

Life is dirtier than porn.

- Mary Gaitskill

[Decadence]

Jim Janos (a.k.a. Jesse 'The Body' Ventura)
Navy Seal, former wrestler, mayor, governor, and conspiracy theorist.

"I love my country, not my government."

"I wish they would pass a law where all Democrats and Republicans had to wear NASCAR racing suits, because if you look at the NASCAR drivers, it tells who their sponsors are. And if they do that, we could then become informed voters, because we would know who owns them."

"Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents."

"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business."

"When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible for using them properly. It's not fair of us as citizens to lean more heavily on one side of that equation than on the other."

"A vote is "wasted" when someone fails to vote their conscience."

"I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like."

"When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down; it makes you docile."

"If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up."

"I can't see any difference in government between Bush and Obama apart from the color of their skin."

"I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government's feet to the fire. Because if you do that, you will get good government."

"I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That's just my nature."

"I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed."

"A lot of people who preach the global warming gospel aren't out to save the world. They're out to run it."

"Wrestling is ballet with violence."

"Marijuana was made illegal because of William Randolph Hearst, the big newspaper guy. He owned thousands of acres of timberland and he didn't want hemp to be used for paper, he wanted to force everyone to buy his trees. And that's why he was the one that spearheaded making it illegal in Washington. Always follow the money."

"Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained to them that if the state pays their tuition now, they will pay higher taxes to pay other people's tuition for the rest of their lives, most of them ended up agreeing with me."

"Eternal vigilance must be maintained to guard against those who seek to stifle ideas, establish a narrow orthodoxy, and divide our nation along arbitrary lines of race, ethnicity, and religious belief or non-belief."

"Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs."

"You can't legislate stupidity."

[MaxJoker]

I hate eating vegetables. The only vegetables I eat is lettuce on a burger ,

~ Chance The Rapper

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate only love can do that ,

~ Martin Luther King, Jr

You better find ,

~ Chip Douglas

[MaxJoker]

Sometimes things you wish had happened don't or there are things you wish you'd been able to do but can't

~ Theresa Whiteflag

No politician in history has been treated more unfairly

~ Donnie Drumpf

You don't like it , leave

~ Blake

[Eric Cartman]

I needed a good laugh earlier this past week and a buddy dropped by with a copy of Animal House.









[the Deltas have been expelled]

Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.


Bluto: Hey! What's all this laying around shit?

Stork: What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron?

D-Day: [to Bluto] War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Otter: [to Boon] Germans?

Boon: Forget it, he's rolling




Dean Vernon Wormer: Here are your grade point averages. Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's, and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman?

Flounder: [drunk] Hello!

Dean Vernon Wormer: 0.2... Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...

[sees Bluto with a pair of pencils in his nostrils]

Dean Vernon Wormer: Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.

[Bluto shrugs]

[Thinkwell]

I like lists.

This describes the lives of middle- and lower middle-class women in an American city circa 1940.


the women worked all the time, with little assistance from labor-saving devices, washing laundry, ironing shirts, mending socks, turning collars, sewing on buttons, mothproofing woolens, polishing furniture, sweeping and washing floors, washing windows, cleaning sinks, tubs, toilets, and stoves, vacuuming rugs, nursing the sick, shopping for food, cooking meals, feeding relatives, tidying closets and drawers, overseeing paint jobs and household repairs, arranging for religious observances, paying bills and keeping the family's books while simultaneously attending to their children's health, clothing, cleanliness, schooling, nutrition, conduct, birthdays, discipline, and morale.


Philip Roth The Plot against America

[MaxJoker]

Unhappy is he to whom the memories of childhood bring only fear and sadness

~ H. P. Lovecraft

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer

~ George S. Patton

You go first

~ Sallah