Things You Could Do Then That You Can`t Do Now - Page 17

MaxJoker · June 10th, 2013, 04:23 PM

Touch my toes

Which is doubly weird ,given due to gangrene they all fell off onto the floor last week

MaxJoker · June 14th, 2013, 06:12 PM

Enjoy a nice tuneless tune you could tap your already Parkinsons disease shaking foot, to

Then after seeing the actual video for it throw up into a toilet bowl , to

Not that i`m saying the babes back then were as unattractive as their songs , or nothing

MaxJoker · August 8th, 2013, 05:18 PM

Quickly stand up or walk faster than a squashed snail , without passing out clutching my chest

**rupertramjet** · August 8th, 2013, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Touch my toes

Which is doubly weird ,given due to gangrene they all fell off onto the floor last week

Makes them easier to touch now then doesn't it?

**Mal Hombre** · August 8th, 2013, 05:23 PM

Touch the end of My knob now that it's grown so much.....

**NIN** · August 8th, 2013, 05:25 PM

Simply stand-up without making a noise or sound

MaxJoker · October 28th, 2013, 02:58 PM

Walk with a limp.

Every since continually exceeding the recommended daily amount of Viagra

**SanteeFats** · October 22nd, 2014, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Touch the end of My knob now that it's grown so much.....

Has it grown or have you shrunk???

**Darth Joules** · October 25th, 2014, 10:17 PM

When I was young I used to be able to throw down "hammers".

But now I'm old and I land like a sack of them.

**SanteeFats** · October 26th, 2014, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

There was a time when I could shoot six cans of beer in a row, all down in about 2 minutes

If I tried just doing one can these days, call an ambulance

You call yourself an Aussie????

June 10th, 2013, 04:23 PM	#161
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June 14th, 2013, 06:12 PM	#162
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,904 Times in 69,067 Posts	Worst part is those two at least look real, which is more than can be said for most of todays top twenty "Talent". Enjoy a nice tuneless tune you could tap your already Parkinsons disease shaking foot, to Then after seeing the actual video for it throw up into a toilet bowl , to Not that i`m saying the babes back then were as unattractive as their songs , or nothing __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 25th, 2014, 10:17 PM	#169
Darth Joules Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,531 Thanks: 11,945 Thanked 79,791 Times in 3,160 Posts	Things You Could Do Then That You Can`t Do Now When I was young I used to be able to throw down "hammers". But now I'm old and I land like a sack of them.