What annoys you the most ? - Page 1299

trooperman · July 28th, 2018, 07:53 PM

My asshole neighbor his wife his dog and his little asshole kids

**cuzzyman927** · July 29th, 2018, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish it could be like that movie Death Race 2000 by Roger Corman. If I'm driving and a biker crosses my path I'll just run over him and if any person is in the middle of a crosswalk when I enter the intersection I can just run him/her down. It would certainly decrease the surplus population!

Yikes, and we all thought you were such a sweet and easy going guy TM ... but below lurks an evil force!

**trailmaster** · July 29th, 2018, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

Yikes, and we all thought you were such a sweet and easy going guy TM ... but below lurks an evil force!

I often fantasize about being an anti- superhero that goes out into my neighborhood at night and kills all the evil people that are lurking in parks waiting for an unsuspecting person to pray on. In the morning the police are often perplexed about headless bodies found all over my neigborhood!

**rupertramjet** · July 29th, 2018, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by trooperman

My asshole neighbor his wife his dog and his little asshole kids

But that apart you are the best of mates!!

**cuzzyman927** · July 29th, 2018, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I often fantasize about being an anti- superhero that goes out into my neighborhood at night and kills all the evil people that are lurking in parks waiting for an unsuspecting person to pray on. In the morning the police are often perplexed about headless bodies found all over my neigborhood!

Like Charles Bronson as Paul Curzy in the Death Wish movies!

**trailmaster** · July 29th, 2018, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cuzzyman927

Like Charles Bronson as Paul Curzy in the Death Wish movies!

Sort of, but my fantasy is that if one of these criminals sees me the face he sees is that of "Rawhead Rex" and bullets bounce off me, knives break against my skin, and I tear their heads off and throw them into Lake Michigan!

**cuzzyman927** · July 29th, 2018, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Sort of, but my fantasy is that if one of these criminals sees me the face he sees is that of "Rawhead Rex" and bullets bounce off me, knives break against my skin, and I tear their heads off and throw them into Lake Michigan!

No doubt about it, definitely evil forces lurking below!

**cuzzyman927** · July 29th, 2018, 02:00 PM

Hey Santee what is going on with your State? Did I hear the news report correctly in which California is seeking to pay those on Welfare $500 a month?

Its bad enough that the lazy system bleeding Welfare bastards are getting everything for free and paid for them, and now they want to pay them $500 a month on top of that!

Estreeter · July 29th, 2018, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I often fantasize about being an anti- superhero that goes out into my neighborhood at night and kills all the evil people that are lurking in parks waiting for an unsuspecting person to pray on. In the morning the police are often perplexed about headless bodies found all over my neigborhood!

Umm, since it's only a fantasy, are you saying it's still OK for Max to roam your neighbourhood

or me

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Originally Posted by rupertramjet

But that apart you are the best of mates!!

Maybe trooperman failed to mention he suggested swinging and the neighbour refused

I dunno, he didn't say why

**Arturo2nd** · July 30th, 2018, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I often fantasize about being an anti- superhero that goes out into my neighborhood at night and kills all the evil people that are lurking in parks waiting for an unsuspecting person to pray on.

You are really lucky in Chicago. Evil people who will invoke deities are one thing. Here in Oakland we have folks who will rob and kill you.

Fortunately, crime has been decreasing as the proportion of African Americans in Oakland shrinks. I am finding articles and speeches by black leaders decrying gentrification very annoying.

Please shut up and move already. I would like to feel safe walking to the bus again.

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cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,749 Times in 36,682 Posts	Hey Santee what is going on with your State? Did I hear the news report correctly in which California is seeking to pay those on Welfare $500 a month? Its bad enough that the lazy system bleeding Welfare bastards are getting everything for free and paid for them, and now they want to pay them $500 a month on top of that! __________________

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