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50. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
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51. The Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in a specific number of parsecs, which in real-world astronomy is a measure of several light-years, NOT a measure of speed. (Star Wars)
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52. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
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53. People can wake up, roll over, kiss passionately, and make love without going to the toilet or having morning breath! URRGH!
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54. If the home of elderly people is under threat by evil landlords or developers supernatural/extraterrestrial forces will intervene on their behalf. (Blackbeard's ghost, Batteries not included, Herbie rides again)
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55. After a night of vigorous sex, the woman will wake up in her underwear or a nightie.....
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56.The woman will keep Her underwear on for vigorous sex..Bridget Jones' Diary et al
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57. The snub-nosed .38 is more accurate and has better range than rifles or machine-guns.
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58. Snakes can also be used as a substitute for arrows! ( Conan The Barbarian ) 1982
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59. Ninjas can jump over houses
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