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July 15th, 2018, 01:12 AM | #13541 |
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how do you make antifreeze?
take away her nightgown
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July 15th, 2018, 03:01 AM | #13542 |
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July 15th, 2018, 03:57 AM | #13543 |
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July 15th, 2018, 10:15 AM | #13544 |
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July 15th, 2018, 01:58 PM | #13545 |
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The woman who injected her eight year old daughter with botox for beauty contests has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
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July 15th, 2018, 05:22 PM | #13546 |
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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad sky diver?
The bad golfer goes "Whack! Damn.." and the bad skydiver goes "Damn.. Whack!"
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July 17th, 2018, 12:29 AM | #13547 |
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Studying Hard
A 12-year old boy comes home from school one day. His grandma asks him, "So, Ben. What did you learn in school today?" And Ben replies, "Oh...we learned about penises and vaginas and how a woman gets pregnant." Aghast, the grandma goes to the mother. "Do you know what your son learned in school today?? He told me the most filthy things about penises and vaginas...." So the mother interrupted, "Oh, mom...he's just learning about sex education. They're teaching it in school nowadays." Feeling behind the times, the grandma goes to Ben's room to apologize, but she finds him masturbating. Upon returning to the kitchen with her daughter, the grandma is asked, "So, how is Ben doing now?" the concerned mother inquires. To which the grandma replies, "Oh, fine. He's doing his homework."
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July 17th, 2018, 01:08 PM | #13548 |
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William Shatner has failed to land a role in the latest Arthur Conan-Doyle adaptation.
No Shat Sherlock.
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I asked my ventriloquist friend what he thought of the small piece of carpet I'd bought.
He thought it was ruggish.
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July 17th, 2018, 04:42 PM | #13550 |
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Am really pleased about the hosepipe ban ,
As a fireman plus more importantly a right lazy bastard .
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