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Old April 1st, 2024, 10:43 AM   #10961
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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Instead of wasting time on this forum, you should be watching Fox News and educate yourselves
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Old April 1st, 2024, 01:57 PM   #10963
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If education is the goal, I quote John Prine: Blow up your TV!
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you should be watching Fox News and educate yourselves
If someone needs an education on bullshit go spend a week at a farm
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If I can fuck the farmer's wife, who's also the daughter of the son he had with her sister... Then yes, I'll do it.
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my education is more to undo than to do
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If education is the goal, I quote John Prine: Blow up your TV!
How much time do I have to avoid jumping with it when I light the fuse? Do you think he'll talk about it on Fox New?
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