What if you lived in Australia? - Page 681

**palo5** · December 27th, 2017, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

My favorite sport(really a game) is pro golf. Since 2002 I have been watching the PGA golf games...

I have never understood people who play golf. But I understand people who watch it even less

However, if it frees up space in the institutions...

**Arturo2nd** · December 27th, 2017, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

I have never understood people who play golf. But I understand people who watch it even less

However, if it frees up space in the institutions...

Ah yes, golf - invented by the Scots, the folks who believe bagpipes make music. They do know how to make some interesting whiskeys, though. Perhaps one needs to be drinking Scotch whiskey to properly appreciate watching golf.

**palo5** · December 27th, 2017, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian249x

Ah yes, golf - invented by the Scots, the folks who believe bagpipes make music...

Well, you know the definition of a gentleman: it's someone who can play bagpipes but doesn't

**Brecht** · December 27th, 2017, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian249x

Ah yes, golf - invented by the Scots

Now at least we know why it doesn't make any sense. I'd rather watch Baldy Man.

MaxJoker · December 27th, 2017, 04:16 PM

I`d tell the first clearly one hundred percent authentic Australian person I saw , how much I prefer New Zealand

Then five years later

Once I`d awoken from that severe beating induced coma

**bloke57** · December 27th, 2017, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Well, you know the definition of a gentleman: it's someone who can play bagpipes but doesn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIy53SxSnTo

**Dr Pepper** · December 27th, 2017, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Well, you know the definition of a gentleman: it's someone who can play bagpipes but doesn't

And this bloke is probably no gentleman.....but he IS Australian...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Op1Mng4oY

**Motorboater** · December 27th, 2017, 09:42 PM

So trailmaster thinks cricket is boring, but likes golf?

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I would never go to a sports bar. They're full of big beefy guys guzzling beer and eating crap and going ape-shit when they watch sports on the big t.v. screens, and getting into fights(that is what I've heard)..

Sounds like a nice place

**Motorboater** · December 27th, 2017, 09:46 PM

Damn it trailmaster! You have the internet. You could've found reports of what happened and made out as if you actually watched it. But no, I have to read about your excuses to avoid doing so. Like getting beaten up by big bad lesbians.

Lucky for you, there's another three days left of this match left.

**trailmaster** · December 27th, 2017, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

Damn it trailmaster! You have the internet. You could've found reports of what happened and made out as if you actually watched it. But no, I have to read about your excuses to avoid doing so. Like getting beaten up by big bad lesbians.

Lucky for you, there's another three days left of this match left.

Why are you getting so angry? So what if I don't like cricket. It's just another sport. Every person in this world if they like sport has a favorite, and many others they never see, and won't miss ! Examples: I never watch and won't ever miss: a Badmington match, a Table Tennis match, a Water Polo game, Rugby, Lacrosse,
Handball, Billiards(I do like pool or as it is more often called pocket billiards), etc, etc, etc.

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Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,491 Thanked 38,249 Times in 4,299 Posts	Damn it trailmaster! You have the internet. You could've found reports of what happened and made out as if you actually watched it. But no, I have to read about your excuses to avoid doing so. Like getting beaten up by big bad lesbians. Lucky for you, there's another three days left of this match left.