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April 22nd, 2018, 03:37 PM | #1341 |
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Q. What's worse than Donald Trump saying Pocahontas?
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Course already know the result. Just like getting positive news is all Nope that was Santeeeee who went serious. Last year. For truthies. I`d mentioned the rules (Since as you rightly say the jokes being posted here were getting so corny you could have buttered them) and then he went off on a post killing spree. Uh huh it`s loyalty to duty that like which would have made his SS Gruppenführer Great Great Great Auntie HannahFats proud Quote:
Plus have a rule (Do my best to stick to) that I never to interfere with a post that`s already been checked. It`s also bloody difficult removing a friends post Also thanking one of AmateurEmale , given he`s a follower of Greenman`s non-thanking teachings Maybe I`m being too harsh in insisting all jokes are either sick or twisted Yet If I can manage it cann`eee everybody else Since a cringing joke is best placed in the corny thread Anyway , sickly onwards and twistily upwards Don't understand why Islam requires girls begin covering themselves up at the age of puberty to protect their modesty ? , By that time most Muslim men will have lost interest anyway. Donated an organ to my nextdoor neighbour`s dying four year old daughter yesterday, Although granted some judgemental people like to call it rape. My wife took a photo of our mongoloid infant son then asked me where the best place would be to put it , Supposedly "In the bin with a plastic bag taped over it`s head" wasn't the answer she was expecting.
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See TM, where my joke I sort of found is leading All good things start small
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What starts out all well and good, but then becomes an awful bloody mess?
Ten Jihadist terrorists caught by MI6, transported back to England. They have their hands tied behind them to a wooden post and volunteeers are continually sticking bayonets into various parts of their bodies, until while screaming and blood spurting all over them and the post and the ground they finally die. They are then decapitated and buried in a waste dump. Goodbye you fc......ers! |
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Fellow Forum Fella`s we have a twisted and sick joke thread King Or is he What cheers up starving African children most about their parents dying of AIDS ? , No set bedtime.
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Did you know a freshly new born baby can see and hear everything for the first ten seconds ,
After it`s decapitated. How do you crucify a Jewish spastic ? , On a Swastika.
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