Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Hate it when you post a female I can't make a sarcastic comment about

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Hate it when you post a female I can't make a sarcastic comment about

Suspect you won't be able to here (I said ) either



Since fair play to this lady she`s a doll ,



And then some



Yet I've only eyes for this local () lass ,



Who seems to give her full name , profession and writes things on her profile she likes that I like too.

No I don't mean

Butt still

She also somehow has done something in her preference choices that prevents me contacting her (Cue howling wail) .

Tried to find her elsewhere on that there Inter-Web.

Only can't

I said

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Suspect you won't be able to here (I said ) either

At first I thought from the first pic she's a body builder type and had a comment lined up The rest of her pics proved me wrong

She's OK

[MaxJoker]

Listen when you`re right you`re right Fellow Forum Fellas

As I can't think of a reason why this innocent girl ,



Is getting bothered by sexually explicit messages either




Nor do I have an answer for this lovely lasses exact same question



Although V[COLOR=#005600 !important].E[COLOR=#D40000 !important].[/COLOR]F[/COLOR] knows ,



I'd love to be able to give her one

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I'd love to be able to give her one .............

....... One reason and or lecture on the advantages of dating 40 plus year old kids

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

....... One reason and or lecture on the advantages of dating 40 plus year old kids

Well what about this girl then



She likes Vintage ,



Likes it on her back ,



Oh and is a model ,



Exactly Mate exactly

It`d never work out

As two professional models can't be together



Hell yes Me being a hand model for Fray Bentos Pies counts

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well what about this girl then

A very rare occasion, I'll wash my mouth out with lard soon, but I do seem to like raspberries today

[MaxJoker]

Now I`m not saying this five foot five , thirty nine year old no children and doesn't want any horror film and sarcasm fan is perfect



Since does like Harry - Shudder - Potter



Although she comes close



Just wish she lived likewise

[MaxJoker]

RetroChic who`s a non smoker , lives in Essex , is 52 , five foot four , a Buddhist () , a Leo , owns a hairdresser`s and claims to be wanting a relationship with somebody loyal who has a great sense of humour
Told me I`m not her type
True story
As is the fact I've been checking in on her ever changing bloody schizoid profile for months
Ye`gads Fellow Forum Fellas , she`s changed her photos several times for a start
So it`s lucky I saved a choice selection , some might say




Nope I can't believe she dared claim a Veteran wasn't her type either

As we're every females type

Then again we are talking about a woman who posted this ,



Maybe my message to her shouldn't have pointed out both photos are barely different

Anyway here`s the loonies latest profile update and as ever she ends it with the "Truth" that has now quit Plenty Of Fish

I’m done. Everyone here just wants to perve, send naked pictures or have a one night stand.

Guys. Why do you have to send D I C K pics when you get our numbers? Your profiles say your looking for a relationship. Relationships don’t start in the crotch area! Also, I’m more than a pair of T I T S. Seriously! I’m done because 99% of you guys just bang on about T I T S, P U S S Y and A R S E!!

Ask yourself this. Do you have a daughter, niece, sister or mother who may be looking to date a decent guy? Wouldn’t you be advising caution if you knew your loved one was being hit on this way? If it was your daughter you’d be horrified!!

Spare a thought before messaging. Think about what your saying, we’re not all here for a bunk up with no strings attached. Amazingly there are some nice women on here looking for a decent guy!

If anyone reading this thinks “yeah well you women are just as bad” Yes, there are women on here equally as bad. But if i was that way I’d broaden my age range from 18 to 38 which is the age range of my nephews and I’d have filters, T I T Shots and private images of my body ready to share!!!

GONE!



Yeah right sure you`re gone love , sure

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Ask yourself this. Do you have a daughter, niece, sister or mother who may be looking to date a decent guy? Wouldn’t you be advising caution if you knew your loved one was being hit on this way? If it was your daughter you’d be horrified!!

Spare a thought before messaging. Think about what your saying, we’re not all here for a bunk up with no strings attached. Amazingly there are some nice women on here looking for a decent guy!

If anyone reading this thinks “yeah well you women are just as bad” Yes, there are women on here equally as bad. But if i was that way I’d broaden my age range from 18 to 38 which is the age range of my nephews and I’d have filters, T I T Shots and private images of my body ready to share!!!

GONE!

See, I'd have sent her this pic back



and say you're not interested in a one night stand or just tits and ass, the ask her for pics at home not wearing that be be more realistic , like wearing an apron in front a of a hot stove making bacon an eggs for breakfast ..... for the bloke she fucked on a one night stand 3 hours earlier


Sorry, I'm terrible