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Old December 25th, 2017, 09:24 PM   #1891
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Old December 25th, 2017, 10:51 PM   #1892
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Trailmaster plans to celebrate the upcoming year by proposing to his girlfriend aka his sister.
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Old December 26th, 2017, 07:09 AM   #1893
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On Christmas Eve, kelio left out for Santa 8 dozen double choc chip cookies and 2 gallons of chocolate milk , not because he wanted more gifts, he thinks Santa is Max
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Old December 26th, 2017, 08:34 AM   #1894
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At Christmas and while he was asleep, Estreeter was visited by Santa Claus who gave him a good chimney sweep even though Estreeter kept protesting that he didn't want Santa's special gifts. Upon waking, he felt a pain in his backside but dismissed it as the result a bad dream
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Old December 26th, 2017, 09:20 AM   #1895
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Sandhunter cried himself to sleep after finding out Santa wasn't real.
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Old December 26th, 2017, 12:25 PM   #1896
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ball7 cries himself to sleep nightly because he never thought of being the Wank Club thread starter.
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Old December 26th, 2017, 08:00 PM   #1897
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Glen Quagmire lost a tooth on Christmas eve while fooling round with his wife. As he placed his teeth in her rump steak she responded by belting him in the mouth.
She is currently searching for a good divorce lawyer.
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Mal Hombre was recently the victim of a most foul prank as someone had claimed on Twitter that he was a filthy rapist. This is not true- it was a simple error on part of the writer, he meant racist, not rapist.
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Old December 26th, 2017, 11:23 PM   #1899
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Trailmaster was recently abducted by Aliens and was probed
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Estreeter has two pet birds, and lets them sit on his shoulders. But he chose the wrong birds, because they're woodpeckers. They peck wood, so that is not a good place for them to sit
On the other hand, Estreeter's head is hard enough to give woodpeckers headaches.
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