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Old 12-17-2017, 02:21 AM   #1
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Ok, first of all, I don't really even know why I'm posting this.

This is my main folder. As you can see, there are unsorted pics in that folder.
That's where I put pics when I get them in bulk and I want to sort them later.


When I'm bored I go through them and put them in the appropriate folder. It keeps me from biting my nails.

This is the basic organization I have for my screensaver and desktop background pics:

Pulp, pin-up, comic book, fantasy and other art is anything drawn, painted, or computer generated (though, I'm not a big fan of the latter).


Rated G is any girlie pics that I would be happy to display with my granny around. Basically, if it was allowed on TV prior to about 1965, it's in here. No bellybuttons and no cleavage past about 50% of the total boob size. No side boob, no underboob, and no buttcheeks. Also, absolutely nothing having to do with the vulva (no stray pubes, no camel-toe).


Rated PG is where any pics with bellybuttons, nipples, buttcheeks (but not much more) go. The rule on buttcheeks in this folder is that the ladies must have panties, bikini bottoms, shorts, or something else on—no bottomless naked butt pics. The rule on nipples is that you mustn't be able to see the color of the nipple through the fabric.

The general rule is that if it was allowed on TV from about 1966-1990, it can go in here.


Rated PG-13 is for pics of asses (but not anuses), boobs (but not bare nipples) and pics of nipples through fabric (when the color can be seen).


Rated R is for everything but labia and anuses. This is where the pussy pics start: if you can see the merest hint of pubic hair, labia, or anything through the clothes, it goes in here. Also, any naked pussy pics go here, too—provided they show no labia or any detail.

The pics in this folder would be right at home in Playboy from 1953 up until about 1982 (the first year that I can find where labia was clearly shown was 1983).


Rated NC-17 is for everything excluded above. There is no outright porn in here (hardcore) because I'm not really interested in having hardcore on my screensaver or desktop background.


Other Interesting Pics is exactly what it sounds like: pics that interest me but have nothing whatever to do with tits, asses, or pussies. When I'm in public, traveling (airports/airplanes, trains/train stations, etc.) or around anyone I don't want to offend (granny for example), I usually put the Rated G pics as my desktop background and Other Interesting Pics as my screensaver.



I still don't know why I posted this. One thought I had was to set these self-imposed rules up in writing somewhere. Sure, I could have scribbled them down on a yellow legal pad or a word.doc, but if someone found it, they'd think I was weird and creepy. This way, I get to post it here and share it with all my fellow weird creeps.
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I don't do that because I have a life.
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I don't do that because I have a life.
Must be nice. Half the year, I'm working in the middle of nowhere. Well, "working" isn't the right word, really: I'm waiting for things to break so I can fix them.

I have a lot of ass time.

Well, I don't want to sound like I'm complaining: the other half of the year I travel—usually first class
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I do things a little differently. I download things, then, faced with the excruciatingly tedious task of sorting (and possibly editing them), I choose instead to download something else.

I spend so liitle time viewing things I'm in danger of forgetting that this is actually a porn forum .
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