Porn production "pet hates" - Page 31

**thunderfly** · August 12th, 2015, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Grouchy

I forgot to mention..

One post-production thing that annoys me is when someone who is posting a classic video or film blathers his own "logo" or text on the screen every few minutes..

One person in particular has ruined many good, classic short films by pasting his "copyright xxx-aka-xxx" logo on the movie, appearing on the screen every couple of minutes.

It is not his copyright and should not claim it to be so...

Couldn't agree with you more on this one and I know who you mean as well. If someone is going to slap their own logo or name over a film, do it at the beginning or at the end. Not right throughout the film or over the very best action in the middle.

lavec · August 12th, 2015, 01:59 AM

When girls spine becomes visible under her skin... what is that?

Anatomy class porn?

**BustyWomenLovr** · August 12th, 2015, 03:31 AM

I guess this is "intercut scenes"? Napali Video was great at it - blech. Nice solo set on some hot hootered babe, and right when you get really warm - POW - cold start on another woman. Hate that. Also hate when some of these absolutely stunning looking women walk into a room, and some dude looks up from his paper, sips his coffee, pulls out a knife and cleans his nails - instead of leaping to his feet and saying "Hiya Toots! Sit on my face often?" How the hell can you be bored if Julia Ann came up to you in her bra and panties?
In print, I hate when the publishers take some nice image and run it across the fold, don't get it aligned, but then use the centerfold slot to run a collage of images. WTF??

stunned · February 21st, 2016, 04:41 PM

Cutting to the guy's face during orgasm
Genital closeups

Aitken Bonar · March 1st, 2016, 01:14 AM

Gonzo camera operators who don't know when to shut the f*** up. Mouthbreathing (that's my job) by the same.

Finding a movie or clip you've been wanting to see for years and discovering it has been dubbed by someone who thinks you're watching to hear them read a Tolstoy novel.

**cginok** · March 2nd, 2016, 04:00 PM

There's one thing that bugs me more than anything. When watching vintage porn...say latter 60's to mid to late 70's...either playing music over the sex scenes, or looping in sex noises afterwards. I've seen some where they have recorded the actual voices of the actors prior to the sex scenes. So I know they had that capability on hand. I want to hear the actresses actually moaning. To me that's so much more of a turn on than looping in fake moaning and noises afterwards.

**old alal** · March 3rd, 2016, 01:16 PM

Yep, overdubbed moaning, screaming and slurping noises. Ugh

Estreeter · March 3rd, 2016, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

Yep, overdubbed moaning, screaming and slurping noises. Ugh

If think it's hilarious like that, but with the added extra of being out of sync

stempo1 · March 3rd, 2016, 09:54 PM

I have always hated when the pictures on the box covers are far hotter than anything in the actual movie.

TLN · March 3rd, 2016, 10:10 PM

I have no problem with the male body on screen, even penis', but the appearance of a male face especially one that is slobbering over the vagina or face of a woman is an instant passion killer for me. I've never fully understood why. Also, strangulation, spitting and name calling (bitch, whore etc).

August 12th, 2015, 01:59 AM	#302
lavec Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 190 Thanks: 2,700 Thanked 1,687 Times in 143 Posts	When girls spine becomes visible under her skin... what is that? Anatomy class porn? __________________ Enyone got this video? To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 12th, 2015, 03:31 AM	#303
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,513 Thanked 43,169 Times in 2,674 Posts	I guess this is "intercut scenes"? Napali Video was great at it - blech. Nice solo set on some hot hootered babe, and right when you get really warm - POW - cold start on another woman. Hate that. Also hate when some of these absolutely stunning looking women walk into a room, and some dude looks up from his paper, sips his coffee, pulls out a knife and cleans his nails - instead of leaping to his feet and saying "Hiya Toots! Sit on my face often?" How the hell can you be bored if Julia Ann came up to you in her bra and panties? In print, I hate when the publishers take some nice image and run it across the fold, don't get it aligned, but then use the centerfold slot to run a collage of images. WTF?? __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

March 1st, 2016, 01:14 AM	#305
Aitken Bonar Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 232 Thanks: 456 Thanked 1,662 Times in 223 Posts	Gonzo camera operators who don't know when to shut the f* up. Mouthbreathing (that's my job) by the same. Finding a movie or clip you've been wanting to see for years and discovering it has been dubbed by someone who thinks you're watching to hear them read a Tolstoy novel. __________________ Ouf!**

March 3rd, 2016, 01:16 PM	#307
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Yep, overdubbed moaning, screaming and slurping noises. Ugh __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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February 21st, 2016, 04:41 PM	#304
stunned Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3 Thanks: 3 Thanked 26 Times in 3 Posts	Cutting to the guy's face during orgasm Genital closeups

March 2nd, 2016, 04:00 PM	#306
cginok Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 603 Thanks: 61 Thanked 5,414 Times in 594 Posts	There's one thing that bugs me more than anything. When watching vintage porn...say latter 60's to mid to late 70's...either playing music over the sex scenes, or looping in sex noises afterwards. I've seen some where they have recorded the actual voices of the actors prior to the sex scenes. So I know they had that capability on hand. I want to hear the actresses actually moaning. To me that's so much more of a turn on than looping in fake moaning and noises afterwards.

March 3rd, 2016, 09:54 PM	#309
stempo1 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10 Thanks: 1 Thanked 158 Times in 10 Posts	I have always hated when the pictures on the box covers are far hotter than anything in the actual movie.

March 3rd, 2016, 10:10 PM	#310
TLN Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 26 Thanks: 772 Thanked 312 Times in 25 Posts	I have no problem with the male body on screen, even penis', but the appearance of a male face especially one that is slobbering over the vagina or face of a woman is an instant passion killer for me. I've never fully understood why. Also, strangulation, spitting and name calling (bitch, whore etc).