Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 4

**billybunter** · August 12th, 2009, 05:32 PM

"we've ran out of wine, what are we going to do about it?" Withnail & I

**graftzig** · August 12th, 2009, 06:41 PM

"The mind is a processing organ; so is the stomach. If a stomach fails in its function, it throws up; its unprocessed material is vomit. So is the unprocessed material emitted by a mind." - Ayn Rand

Estreeter · August 12th, 2009, 06:49 PM

"Such Is Life"

Last words of Ned Kelly, Aussie Bushranger (Outlaw) before he was hanged.

Bit of a hero in this country

**imtrying** · August 12th, 2009, 07:35 PM

Some of my favorite Norm-isms from "Cheers". Sam: How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it found me in bed with his wife. Sam: How's it going, Norm? Norm: It's a dog eat dog world out there Sammy, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear. Sam: How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper, Sammy.

**Mal Hombre** · August 12th, 2009, 07:52 PM

Trying is the first step towards failing

Homer Simpson

**squigg58** · August 12th, 2009, 08:10 PM

Clever and very barbed comment from Margot Asquith, wife of the former Prime Minister.

When the actress Jean Harlow kept pronouncing the 't' at the end of her first name, Margot announced in a loud voice "The 't' is silent ... as in 'Harlow'!"

Ouch!

**rotobott** · August 12th, 2009, 09:02 PM

Neil Diamond on British talk show

Neil the wife really lets me know what she thinks

Host is she a nagger?

Neil No she's an american white girl

**squigg58** · August 12th, 2009, 09:30 PM

... and in deference to the recent cricket (as not played by England!) ... a few "sledges" ...

Rodney Marsh welcoming Ian Botham to the wicket: "So how's your wife and my kids?"

Shane Warne to Daryll Cullinan: "I've been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate you!"
Cullinan: "Looks like you spent it eating!"

Javed Miandad to Merv Hughes: "You're just a fat bus conductor!"
Merv (having dismissed Javed): "Tickets please!"

Shaun Pollock to Ricky Ponting (after Ponting had played and missed at several balls): "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces!"
Ponting to Pollock (having smashed the next ball out of the ground): "You know what it looks like. Now go find it!"

Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: "How come you're so fat?"
Brandes: "Because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

**brianwp** · August 13th, 2009, 10:04 AM

The Godfather

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse".

Sir Joshua Reynolds

"There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking"

Thomas Edison

"Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration"

Glen Quagmire

"Giggity giggity goo"

**blondifan** · August 13th, 2009, 10:18 AM

"All for one
and All for one.
Let me hear it for me".

(from "Waiting For the Electrician, or Someone Like Him")

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blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	The Firesign Theatre "All for one and All for one. Let me hear it for me". (from "Waiting For the Electrician, or Someone Like Him")

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August 12th, 2009, 05:32 PM	#31
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	"we've ran out of wine, what are we going to do about it?" Withnail & I

August 12th, 2009, 07:35 PM	#34
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,240 Times in 1,043 Posts	Some of my favorite Norm-isms from "Cheers". Sam: How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like it found me in bed with his wife. Sam: How's it going, Norm? Norm: It's a dog eat dog world out there Sammy, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear. Sam: How's life treating you, Norm? Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper, Sammy.

August 12th, 2009, 08:10 PM	#36
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	Clever and very barbed comment from Margot Asquith, wife of the former Prime Minister. When the actress Jean Harlow kept pronouncing the 't' at the end of her first name, Margot announced in a loud voice "The 't' is silent ... as in 'Harlow'!" Ouch!

August 12th, 2009, 09:02 PM	#37
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,104 Thanks: 174,773 Thanked 634,564 Times in 31,425 Posts	Neil Diamond on British talk show Neil the wife really lets me know what she thinks Host is she a nagger? Neil No she's an american white girl

August 12th, 2009, 09:30 PM	#38
squigg58 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My own little world Posts: 2,476 Thanks: 14,113 Thanked 25,970 Times in 2,473 Posts	... and in deference to the recent cricket (as not played by England!) ... a few "sledges" ... Rodney Marsh welcoming Ian Botham to the wicket: "So how's your wife and my kids?" Shane Warne to Daryll Cullinan: "I've been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate you!" Cullinan: "Looks like you spent it eating!" Javed Miandad to Merv Hughes: "You're just a fat bus conductor!" Merv (having dismissed Javed): "Tickets please!" Shaun Pollock to Ricky Ponting (after Ponting had played and missed at several balls): "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces!" Ponting to Pollock (having smashed the next ball out of the ground): "You know what it looks like. Now go find it!" Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: "How come you're so fat?" Brandes: "Because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

August 13th, 2009, 10:04 AM	#39
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,701 Times in 1,431 Posts	The Godfather "I made him an offer he couldn't refuse". Sir Joshua Reynolds "There is no expedient to which a man will not resort to avoid the real labor of thinking" Thomas Edison "Genius is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration" Glen Quagmire "Giggity giggity goo"