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Old December 12th, 2017, 10:06 AM   #8781
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1. What has Donald Trump got between his ears?
2. Sum benefit of habitually ignoring the 'thanks' facility?
3. What does politeness cost?
4. You come from nothing, you leave with nothing, so what have you lost?
5. What's the cash value of an opinion ?
6. What can escape from a black hole ?
7. What's better than VEF ?
8. The poor have me; the rich need me. If you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
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Old December 12th, 2017, 10:45 AM   #8782
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Questions to which the answer is 'Nothing'

1. What has Donald Trump got between his ears?
2. Sum benefit of habitually ignoring the 'thanks' facility?
3. What does politeness cost?
4. You come from nothing, you leave with nothing, so what have you lost?
5. What's the cash value of an opinion ?
6. What can escape from a black hole ?
7. What's better than VEF ?
8. The poor have me; the rich need me. If you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
9. What does 'Ol Donald J reckon He started out with ?
10.
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Old December 12th, 2017, 10:54 AM   #8783
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Questions to which the answer is 'Nothing'

1. What has Donald Trump got between his ears?
2. Sum benefit of habitually ignoring the 'thanks' facility?
3. What does politeness cost?
4. You come from nothing, you leave with nothing, so what have you lost?
5. What's the cash value of an opinion ?
6. What can escape from a black hole ?
7. What's better than VEF ?
8. The poor have me; the rich need me. If you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
9. What does 'Ol Donald J reckon He started out with ?
10. What is the artistic purpose of Boy Bands ?
11.
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Old December 12th, 2017, 11:49 AM   #8784
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Questions to which the answer is 'Nothing'

1. What has Donald Trump got between his ears?
2. Sum benefit of habitually ignoring the 'thanks' facility?
3. What does politeness cost?
4. You come from nothing, you leave with nothing, so what have you lost?
5. What's the cash value of an opinion ?
6. What can escape from a black hole ?
7. What's better than VEF ?
8. The poor have me; the rich need me. If you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
9. What does 'Ol Donald J reckon He started out with ?
10. What is the artistic purpose of Boy Bands ?
11. What is Santa getting me this year?
12.
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Questions to which the answer is 'Nothing'

1. What has Donald Trump got between his ears?
2. Sum benefit of habitually ignoring the 'thanks' facility?
3. What does politeness cost?
4. You come from nothing, you leave with nothing, so what have you lost?
5. What's the cash value of an opinion ?
6. What can escape from a black hole ?
7. What's better than VEF ?
8. The poor have me; the rich need me. If you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
9. What does 'Ol Donald J reckon He started out with ?
10. What is the artistic purpose of Boy Bands ?
11. What is Santa getting me this year?
12. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
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Old December 12th, 2017, 01:44 PM   #8786
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Questions to which the answer is 'Nothing'

1. What has Donald Trump got between his ears?
2. Sum benefit of habitually ignoring the 'thanks' facility?
3. What does politeness cost?
4. You come from nothing, you leave with nothing, so what have you lost?
5. What's the cash value of an opinion ?
6. What can escape from a black hole ?
7. What's better than VEF ?
8. The poor have me; the rich need me. If you eat me, you'll die. What am I?
9. What does 'Ol Donald J reckon He started out with ?
10. What is the artistic purpose of Boy Bands ?
11. What is Santa getting me this year?
12. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object.
13. War, what is it good for? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn91L9goKfQ

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Old December 12th, 2017, 01:52 PM   #8787
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