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Old 01-15-2018, 04:24 PM   #1511
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Oh no! Not old Plates too.

Jeez! 2017 was a shit year.
Well.....Plato, they say, could stick it away.....half a crate of whiskey every day

(Monty Python - The Philosophers Song......Rule No.1 No Pooftahs)
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:09 PM   #1512
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Cherry Healey, who has an uncanny resemblance to Kate Upton.



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Old 01-17-2018, 07:27 AM   #1513
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Always fancied giving Pam St Clement one for some reason. Even more so since I fould out she got her minge out 30 years ago in a film....

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Old 01-23-2018, 10:57 PM   #1514
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Once upon a time, I used to think, "Oh no, it's Julie Andrews again!"

Now I look on her as having been a highly desirable good looking woman.

Okay, maybe its just me :-)
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Old 01-25-2018, 10:10 AM   #1515
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Once upon a time, I used to think, "Oh no, it's Julie Andrews again!"

Now I look on her as having been a highly desirable good looking woman.

Okay, maybe its just me :-)
Right on the money.She is exactly what this thread is about.her persona was all too wholesome so people werent meant to fancy her.Well done,sir.
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Before they were married, Blake Edwards was asked what the secret of Julie Andrews' success was. He said it was because she had lilacs for pubic hair.
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Old 02-01-2018, 08:24 AM   #1517
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My wife watches a programme about the history of fashion on BBC4. I find the presenter Amber Butchart very alluring, despite her individualistic, quirky look.



I really don't know why I shouldn't really fancy her, she's a perfectly attractive young woman, but I think she belongs here because her look is not mainstream.
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I shouldn't really fancy them as I'm too old perhaps, but dang I'd love to have at least 24 hours with one ! I'm normally a busty (very busty) MILF guy, but these three....


Lexi Belle



Faye Reagan



Ellie Idol
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Old 02-08-2018, 01:48 PM   #1519
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Default The girls of Bargain Hunt

... all fairly plain janes, but each has 'something' about her, I reckon
Catherine Sothern... untrimmed

Natasha Raskin... Lady Redbush

Kate Bliss... shaven haven
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Old 02-09-2018, 12:18 PM   #1520
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... all fairly plain janes, but each has 'something' about her, I reckon
Catherine Sothern... untrimmed

Natasha Raskin... Lady Redbush

Kate Bliss... shaven haven
100% with you on the Bargain Hunt girls, especially Natasha Raskin, who I've had a major crush on for quite a while. If I ever got her in the sack (if ever!), it would be a MAJOR disappointment if she turned out not to be "Lady Redbush"!

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