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Old 01-17-2018, 07:27 AM   #1511
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Always fancied giving Pam St Clement one for some reason. Even more so since I fould out she got her minge out 30 years ago in a film....

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Old 01-23-2018, 10:57 PM   #1512
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Once upon a time, I used to think, "Oh no, it's Julie Andrews again!"

Now I look on her as having been a highly desirable good looking woman.

Okay, maybe its just me :-)
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Old 01-25-2018, 10:10 AM   #1513
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Once upon a time, I used to think, "Oh no, it's Julie Andrews again!"

Now I look on her as having been a highly desirable good looking woman.

Okay, maybe its just me :-)
Right on the money.She is exactly what this thread is about.her persona was all too wholesome so people werent meant to fancy her.Well done,sir.
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Old 01-25-2018, 02:16 PM   #1514
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Before they were married, Blake Edwards was asked what the secret of Julie Andrews' success was. He said it was because she had lilacs for pubic hair.
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Old 02-01-2018, 08:24 AM   #1515
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My wife watches a programme about the history of fashion on BBC4. I find the presenter Amber Butchart very alluring, despite her individualistic, quirky look.



I really don't know why I shouldn't really fancy her, she's a perfectly attractive young woman, but I think she belongs here because her look is not mainstream.
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Old 02-05-2018, 05:06 AM   #1516
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I shouldn't really fancy them as I'm too old perhaps, but dang I'd love to have at least 24 hours with one ! I'm normally a busty (very busty) MILF guy, but these three....


Lexi Belle



Faye Reagan



Ellie Idol
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Old 02-08-2018, 01:48 PM   #1517
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... all fairly plain janes, but each has 'something' about her, I reckon
Catherine Sothern... untrimmed

Natasha Raskin... Lady Redbush

Kate Bliss... shaven haven
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Old 02-09-2018, 12:18 PM   #1518
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... all fairly plain janes, but each has 'something' about her, I reckon
Catherine Sothern... untrimmed

Natasha Raskin... Lady Redbush

Kate Bliss... shaven haven
100% with you on the Bargain Hunt girls, especially Natasha Raskin, who I've had a major crush on for quite a while. If I ever got her in the sack (if ever!), it would be a MAJOR disappointment if she turned out not to be "Lady Redbush"!

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Old 02-22-2018, 09:46 AM   #1519
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Always had a thing for Alys Fowler, used to be on Gardeners World, more because of the fact she has turned out to be gay and came out in her late 30's after 13 years of marriage!


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Old 02-22-2018, 10:33 AM   #1520
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sally Hawkins , anyone that's seen The shape of Water will understand
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