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Old 01-25-2018, 05:59 PM   #13271
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I was very saddened to learn that one of my radioactive friends passed away today. Still, I was happy to know he lived a good half-life.
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Old 01-25-2018, 06:45 PM   #13272
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I can hear My son drilling holes,This doesn't augur well..
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Old 01-25-2018, 11:53 PM   #13273
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One of my friends is still in the closet.
Everytime I met him I ask if he has managed to find Narnia
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Old 01-26-2018, 04:39 AM   #13274
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Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?
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Old 01-26-2018, 09:22 AM   #13275
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My wife and I has been naming our kids after where they were concevied. .
Our first daughter is called Perth, our second daughter is Sydney and our first son is Cockburn (Western Australia)
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Old 01-26-2018, 10:02 AM   #13276
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naming our kids after where they were concevied
Have you visited Intercourse, Pa, yet?
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Old 01-26-2018, 12:39 PM   #13277
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My wife and I has been naming our kids after where they were concevied.
Good thing you aren't being too specific. Otherwise You'd have one named "men's room at the corner dive bar in Perth". "Living room sofa of a friend's house in Sydney" and "back seas of a rental car in Cockburn"
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My mate gets sexually aroused playing football,Last game He had to be pulled off at half time..
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Old 01-27-2018, 02:07 PM   #13279
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A brothel tried to put together a rugby squad. Everyone wanted to play hooker.
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I was devastated when my wife ran off with the bloke next door.

I'm really going to miss him.
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