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Old 02-02-2018, 09:03 AM   #13271
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Donald Trump.
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:05 AM   #13272
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At the local McDonald Drivein, I asked for two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and a BJ.
Imagine my suprise when I got two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and Ronald McDonald.
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Old 02-02-2018, 09:59 AM   #13273
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A rich 90 year old man, married a gold digger 20 years old.
On their honeymoon night, the old man pulls out a Durex sheath.
"Surely you don't need one of those at your age"? she asked.
No he say's " it's just I like the smell of rubber burning"
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Old 02-02-2018, 10:23 AM   #13274
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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white and round they would be an Aspirin

What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box?
If you don't know I wouldn't trust you to post any mail

What comes in pints?
An elephant

Why do you never see elephants sitting in cherry trees?
They cunningly paint their toenails red to disguise themselves

How do elephants get down from cherry trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait until autumn

Why do crocodiles have flat heads?
They sit under cherry trees in the autumn.
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Pay day loan companies? I'm just so indebted to them.
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:30 PM   #13276
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Did you hear about the young newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and Vaseline? All their windows fell out.
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Old 02-03-2018, 12:11 AM   #13277
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Celebrated Groundhog Day today by eating sausage.
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?

They have no body to love.
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Hollywood - the only place where you can get a hamburger and a hand-job at the same location.
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The President of the United States of America is Donald Trump.
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