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Old 01-18-2018, 09:41 AM   #1311
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The most perverted joke ever.

Trump is mentally sane.
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Old 01-18-2018, 01:55 PM   #1312
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An Arab, Romanian, Indian , African , Iranian , Mexican and Jew get thrown off a cliff onto the jagged rocks below ,

Which race do you think hits the ground first ?,


Exactly who gives a shit as long as they're following their extended families.

What has two legs, four arms and one face ? ,

Oscar Pistorius and his late toilet obsessed ex.


My cock cures Cancer ,

Well that's what I tell the children on the Leukemia ward anyway.


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Old 01-18-2018, 05:39 PM   #1313
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With all due apologies, but I've just seen this on another forum:

What do you do with Jewish kids who have ADHD?





Send them to Concentration camp.




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Old 01-18-2018, 07:29 PM   #1314
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What do you do with Jewish kids who have ADHD?


Send them to Concentration camp.
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People claim that all Muslims are rapists and pedophiles ,

Which isn't true as some of them are women and children.


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Why did the Muslim cross the road ? ,

Because he was stuck under my Transit vans wheel arch
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An Imam told me that throwing bacon at a Muslim is as offensive as throwing dog shit at them ,

Long story short I'm now saving a fortune on bacon.


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Old 01-24-2018, 12:20 PM   #1318
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Got thrown out of a Muslim clothes shop today ,

Only asked where the bomber jackets were.

Every woman I've ever questioned has always said no they didn't find rape jokes funny,

Although I knew they all meant yes they did .


When I first started hearing about these 'Muslim grooming gangs' it got my hopes up ,

Thought they'd finally figured out how to use toothpaste and deodorant.


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I went to holland the other week and visited the Ann Frank museum. I bought a bucket of old poop.

Why?

Well the man did say it was the Diarrhea of Anne Frank.
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Why don’t Muslim men smoke after sex ? ,

Because second hand smoke is very dangerous for children.


How does a Muslim tell the difference between a male and a female Camel in the dark ? ,

He sticks his nose in it`s arse as if there's a place for his tongue knows it's a female.


When my fourteen year old daughter told me she had become pregnant was absolutely furious ,

I'm not ready to be a dad again !.


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