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Old 04-23-2013, 08:30 PM   #11
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Max, old chummy wummy.......

... Have you considered yet another option, in that some of these pictures may be odd for a reason that will make even you blush... as in posted by their ex partner's, and simply there to see what kind of nutjob the pix attract, or worse.. to pleasure themselves over the pictures said nutjobs then send in hope of receiving similar 'poses' back from the fake profile.... I know this occurs, but don't ask me how/why i know.. i'm still having nightmares myself.....

As for Amantpoche, you have to forgive his replies not always making perfect sense, English is not his first language, and he has more often to rely on the useless translators found online... it must take the poor fellow ages to translate and then back again..... he's a good bloke though, (good luck on translating that word, Fab...lol) so bare with him.
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Old 04-24-2013, 05:02 PM   #12
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Queen Tut you swore you`d never call me that, outside of the Turkish baths


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... Have you considered yet another option, in that some of these pictures may be odd for a reason that will make even you blush... as in posted by their ex partner's
Yes i have considered it , which is why i`ve only included main photos where i "Sense" that they are in fact the ones who uploaded and wrote their profiles.

The Good (Likes a pint and a clear shot of her mush)



The Bad (As in only the one photo with no explanations to which one is looking to date ?, hope it`s the one on the left !)



And the Fcuk me (Not literally though )



She`s also got two kids and names her profession as "Homemaker"

Sheesh , then at least lose the glasses , take off that top and run a comb through your hair before the photo was taken lady

What am i being too judgmental

If so i`m merely trying to act like a typical woman
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Old 04-30-2013, 03:04 PM   #13
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Big Grin Alright alright so this thread is dead on it`s arse , and so what !.

I`m starting to think maybe i shouldn`t write anything with the photos

Since they sort of speak for themselves


Such as this one who`s image is so distant the most you can make out is she has the kind of legs even a rugby player would be envious of




Of Daffy Duck here who`s so smart she can`t even work out how to move her photo



Then there`s Jilly NoMates McMakeup who snaps herself waaaay too close via the mirror with a camera that has the ability to be set to take a photo. You know so enabling her to take a few steps back.
Allowing us to see no doubt her three kids in the background



Which is what this girl was clever enough to do.

Having said that though, oh dear



Hmmmm having said oh dear though, not that i still wouldn`t
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Old 04-30-2013, 06:17 PM   #14
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Me thinks a certain Max has way too much time and thinking on his hands right now.....

Leave the thread be, fergodsake..... It's dead, gone to meet its maker, bereft of life... ITS A DEAD PARROT!!!


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Leave the thread be, fergodsake..... It's dead, gone to meet its maker, bereft of life... ITS A DEAD PARROT!!!


You're just upset because you don't have a chance with these hot babes.
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Leave the thread be, fergodsake....
I can`t dammit

Mostly as all the women on there write practically the same thing

Namely they`re not materialistic and a first date simply going for a walk would be more than lovely

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah right !.

If so you can bet the second date would have to be in a jewelers



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You're just upset because you don't have a chance with these hot babes.


Well i wouldn`t mind speaking up on behalf of King Tut if he joined that site.

In fact i`ve already seen a great girl i`m sure he`d like



I know

Joker-ish or what
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