Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s - Page 2

**pharoahegypt** · 04-23-2013, 07:30 PM

Max, old chummy wummy.......

... Have you considered yet another option, in that some of these pictures may be odd for a reason that will make even you blush... as in posted by their ex partner's, and simply there to see what kind of nutjob the pix attract, or worse.. to pleasure themselves over the pictures said nutjobs then send in hope of receiving similar 'poses' back from the fake profile.... I know this occurs, but don't ask me how/why i know.. i'm still having nightmares myself.....

As for Amantpoche, you have to forgive his replies not always making perfect sense, English is not his first language, and he has more often to rely on the useless translators found online... it must take the poor fellow ages to translate and then back again..... he's a good bloke though, (good luck on translating that word, Fab...lol) so bare with him.

**MaxJoker** · 04-24-2013, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

Max, old chummy wummy.......

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Queen Tut you swore you`d never call me that, outside of the Turkish baths

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Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

... Have you considered yet another option, in that some of these pictures may be odd for a reason that will make even you blush... as in posted by their ex partner's

Yes i have considered it , which is why i`ve only included main photos where i "Sense" that they are in fact the ones who uploaded and wrote their profiles.

The Good (Likes a pint and a clear shot of her mush)

The Bad (As in only the one photo with no explanations to which one is looking to date ?, hope it`s the one on the left !)

And the Fcuk me (Not literally though )

She`s also got two kids and names her profession as "Homemaker"

Sheesh , then at least lose the glasses , take off that top and run a comb through your hair before the photo was taken lady

What am i being too judgmental

If so i`m merely trying to act like a typical woman

**MaxJoker** · 04-30-2013, 02:04 PM

I`m starting to think maybe i shouldn`t write anything with the photos

Since they sort of speak for themselves

Such as this one who`s image is so distant the most you can make out is she has the kind of legs even a rugby player would be envious of

Of Daffy Duck here who`s so smart she can`t even work out how to move her photo

Then there`s Jilly NoMates McMakeup who snaps herself waaaay too close via the mirror with a camera that has the ability to be set to take a photo. You know so enabling her to take a few steps back.
Allowing us to see no doubt her three kids in the background

Which is what this girl was clever enough to do.

Having said that though, oh dear

Hmmmm having said oh dear though, not that i still wouldn`t

**pharoahegypt** · 04-30-2013, 05:17 PM

Me thinks a certain Max has way too much time and thinking on his hands right now.....

Leave the thread be, fergodsake..... It's dead, gone to meet its maker, bereft of life... ITS A DEAD PARROT!!!

**luddite** · 04-30-2013, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

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Leave the thread be, fergodsake..... It's dead, gone to meet its maker, bereft of life... ITS A DEAD PARROT!!!

You're just upset because you don't have a chance with these hot babes.

**MaxJoker** · 05-01-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

Leave the thread be, fergodsake....

I can`t dammit

Mostly as all the women on there write practically the same thing

Namely they`re not materialistic and a first date simply going for a walk would be more than lovely

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah right !.

If so you can bet the second date would have to be in a jewelers

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Originally Posted by luddite

You're just upset because you don't have a chance with these hot babes.

Well i wouldn`t mind speaking up on behalf of King Tut if he joined that site.

In fact i`ve already seen a great girl i`m sure he`d like

I know

Joker-ish or what

**Estreeter** · 05-02-2013, 02:25 PM

Has the term Mass Orgy entered your mind yet

**pharoahegypt** · 05-02-2013, 03:22 PM

shudders......................

**Estreeter** · 05-02-2013, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pharoahegypt

shudders......................

You wouldn't slap her on your peg and fill her full of Cheezewizz

**BondJmsBond** · 05-02-2013, 04:08 PM

Hey isn't that...

04-23-2013, 07:30 PM	#11
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 3,792 Thanks: 8,783 Thanked 31,300 Times in 3,525 Posts	Max, old chummy wummy....... ... Have you considered yet another option, in that some of these pictures may be odd for a reason that will make even you blush... as in posted by their ex partner's, and simply there to see what kind of nutjob the pix attract, or worse.. to pleasure themselves over the pictures said nutjobs then send in hope of receiving similar 'poses' back from the fake profile.... I know this occurs, but don't ask me how/why i know.. i'm still having nightmares myself..... As for Amantpoche, you have to forgive his replies not always making perfect sense, English is not his first language, and he has more often to rely on the useless translators found online... it must take the poor fellow ages to translate and then back again..... he's a good bloke though, (good luck on translating that word, Fab...lol) so bare with him. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

04-30-2013, 02:04 PM	#13
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 35,448 Thanks: 247,813 Thanked 495,279 Times in 35,614 Posts	Alright alright so this thread is dead on it`s arse , and so what !. I`m starting to think maybe i shouldn`t write anything with the photos Since they sort of speak for themselves Such as this one who`s image is so distant the most you can make out is she has the kind of legs even a rugby player would be envious of Of Daffy Duck here who`s so smart she can`t even work out how to move her photo Then there`s Jilly NoMates McMakeup who snaps herself waaaay too close via the mirror with a camera that has the ability to be set to take a photo. You know so enabling her to take a few steps back. Allowing us to see no doubt her three kids in the background Which is what this girl was clever enough to do. Having said that though, oh dear Hmmmm having said oh dear though, not that i still wouldn`t __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

04-30-2013, 05:17 PM	#14
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 3,792 Thanks: 8,783 Thanked 31,300 Times in 3,525 Posts	Me thinks a certain Max has way too much time and thinking on his hands right now..... Leave the thread be, fergodsake..... It's dead, gone to meet its maker, bereft of life... ITS A DEAD PARROT!!! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

05-02-2013, 02:25 PM	#17
Estreeter Waste Management Consultant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 26,488 Thanks: 217,516 Thanked 425,007 Times in 27,093 Posts	I went for the choicest cuts of meat Has the term Mass Orgy entered your mind yet __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 3,792 Thanks: 8,783 Thanked 31,300 Times in 3,525 Posts	shudders...................... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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