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Old 01-12-2018, 05:36 PM   #541
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A. Leave it ? I'd buy it..
Q. Won't You come home Bill Bailey ?
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A. No cos' he's at the Old Bailey with Pearl Bailey and a shillelagh

Q. Why have I not found any new shark movies this month
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A. Because, Robert Shaw finished them off in the 70's

Q. Do you sit and watch Flowers in the rain?.
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Q. Why have I not found any new shark movies this month
Really, there is a new awesome shark movie called ''Sharknado'' with 5-6 sequels, I think
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A: Yes. Killed with a blunt instrument by Video in a fit of jealous rage.
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A. Ask the man with the golden arm, He lives on Desolation Boulevard

Q. Have you ever done the peppermint twist?.
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