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Old 01-10-2018, 11:31 AM   #4781
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I believe a more accurate translation for "Queue de Béton," is "shit for brains."
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"shit for brains."
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Leave my gorgeous Prime Minister outta this

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If we stop the coastal erosion on the East Coast, dig a few holes inland, and pour the spoil on the shoreline, we could become the 7th
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Old 01-11-2018, 10:11 PM   #4786
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If we stop the coastal erosion on the East Coast, dig a few holes inland, and pour the spoil on the shoreline, we could become the 7th
Don't sell yourself short, become the 8th!
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We are the 8th

7th would do me, we would have to double and more to get 6th. How would the NHS cope with that?
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How would the NHS cope with that?
Poorly.
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