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Old 12-29-2017, 01:15 PM   #1501
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Lorna Laidlaw (Mrs Tembe, Doctors BBC daytime soap)
She can be as dominant as she likes with me!

sorry man,but cant see why you shouldnt fancy her.
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Old 01-06-2018, 04:12 PM   #1502
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sorry man,but cant see why you shouldnt fancy her.
She don't look like that when she plays Mrs Tembe......check it out on BBC Iplayer
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Back in the 60s my Dad used to watch the Nana Mouskouri Show, featuring the bespectacled Greek songstress. Couldn't understand why at the time, but I saw a clip of her on TV at the weekend, and realised that despite the geeky image, she was actually quite a babe:

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Back in the 60s my Dad used to watch the Nana Mouskouri Show, featuring the bespectacled Greek songstress. Couldn't understand why at the time, but I saw a clip of her on TV at the weekend, and realised that despite the geeky image, she was actually quite a babe
Absolutely; the suggestion at the time that Nana Moussaka and Demis Roussos were one and the same seemed almost a calumny. Mind you, at that time Nana and Demis were the only Greeks that people in the UK had ever seen (the only other known Greeks, Plato et al, having died previously).
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BBC news editor Carrie Gracie. Actually, I fancy her quite a lot!
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...the only other known Greeks, Plato et al, having died previously.
Oh no! Not old Plates too.

Jeez! 2017 was a shit year.
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I must confess that back in the late 1980s/early 1990s, I did find architectural historian/TV presenter Lucinda Lambton a very sexy lady. She's have been in her early 40s then, I suppose.

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Miley Cyrus. No, no, NO!

At the same time, OK, then, yes, please.......

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