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Old 12-26-2017, 02:36 PM   #2101
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Here is the classic joke/hoax by BBC's major news program Panorama. It is the Spaghetti Harvest in Ticino (Switzerland), first aired April 1, 1957.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

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A I mentioned in a post in the movies seen lately thread, the DVD version had a short interview with Bear McCreary in it. I had primarily known him as the composer for the Outlander television series, but of course he has done a lot of other TV shows and movies. The only mention that I had even seen before of the instrument was the song 'Hurdy Gurdy Man', so it was really interesting to hear what he had to say. I tried to find that 7 minute interview on line, but this was the closest I could find:

Black Sails - Hurdy Gurdy

When searching, I came across a young lady who named herself 'Patty Gurdy', she has one tricked-out version of the instrument - and she can sing!




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Game of Thrones intro

And check out her speaking voice:



Explaining features of Her Hurdy Gurdy

So cute, when she says "Because I have a G string down here"
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I like his interviews, casual yet most of the time informative. Unfortunately, sometimes there are problems with their microphone equipment and set-ups. Here are two of his best, at least for me:

Jamie Lee Curtis

So honest all the time - loved her talking about the trip to England and the House of Lords gift shop...

Zoe Bell

Another one who doesn't seem to have a filter on what she says. She has some great stories.


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Old 01-15-2018, 04:49 PM   #2107
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Here's my favourite at the minute. Johnny Vegas in an out-take from 'The Last Leg':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3RlWbzU8Hw
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Old 02-06-2018, 12:30 PM   #2108
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The last few months I've been watching clips from the Graham Norton Show. I generally don't watch talk shows but somehow this got the most out of me. He gets great guests who tell some really nice stories. I'll share some I enjoyed, some I laughed hysterically at.

Kevin Costner and his writer friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT2S1OkSld4

Bill Murray and Matt Damon laughing out loud at Hugh Bonneville.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfEVLzd5j7Q

Something from last week, Cuba Gooding Jr. sharing what it's like at the Oscars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0sv1WE7W74

I think this is a famous moment, Mark Ruffalo burns Josh Widdicombe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD2CJXUwFuo

It seems like his British guests tell the most outrageous stories. First, Miriam Margolyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F186jg6MsGQ

And Greg Davies.
https://youtu.be/yuXGpUR7fXA
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Now that I think about it, this had to be what started to get the ball rolling for me watching Power Rangers again. Someone dubbed Tommy Wiseau's lines from The Room over Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, him specifically as the Green Ranger.

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