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Old 12-15-2017, 02:58 PM   #2101
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Do you like armwrestling, guys?
I do!

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Old 12-16-2017, 03:55 AM   #2102
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This calls for a nuclear strike from orbit:
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I don't want to spoil the surprise but i can say this is really well crafted. And hilarious

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Bathers totally oblivious to the Tiger shark cruising past them .

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Old 12-26-2017, 03:36 PM   #2105
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Here is the classic joke/hoax by BBC's major news program Panorama. It is the Spaghetti Harvest in Ticino (Switzerland), first aired April 1, 1957.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

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Old 01-08-2018, 08:45 PM   #2107
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A I mentioned in a post in the movies seen lately thread, the DVD version had a short interview with Bear McCreary in it. I had primarily known him as the composer for the Outlander television series, but of course he has done a lot of other TV shows and movies. The only mention that I had even seen before of the instrument was the song 'Hurdy Gurdy Man', so it was really interesting to hear what he had to say. I tried to find that 7 minute interview on line, but this was the closest I could find:

Black Sails - Hurdy Gurdy

When searching, I came across a young lady who named herself 'Patty Gurdy', she has one tricked-out version of the instrument - and she can sing!




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Game of Thrones intro

And check out her speaking voice:



Explaining features of Her Hurdy Gurdy

So cute, when she says "Because I have a G string down here"
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I like his interviews, casual yet most of the time informative. Unfortunately, sometimes there are problems with their microphone equipment and set-ups. Here are two of his best, at least for me:

Jamie Lee Curtis

So honest all the time - loved her talking about the trip to England and the House of Lords gift shop...

Zoe Bell

Another one who doesn't seem to have a filter on what she says. She has some great stories.


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Big Grin Just stumbled across this and as a fan of the show got to say I never knew Albert was in real life so posh speaking

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