Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s - Page 66

**MaxJoker** · 11-20-2017, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

OK, I'll guess JKF isn't dead

Was I close

As close as Oswald

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Not bad eh

getting a we bit angry at males

Maybe she`s not met the right manchild yet , someone bold enough to pop the question

That question she`s been waiting to be popped

Does she do

Well this lass like the previous one I posted , lives bang on in this there Norwich

Is a forty three year old five foot four baker who hasn't had children and doesn't want them . Specializes in savoury puff pastry products to and is tired of the dull humourless messages she gets

Yowza de hubba hubba

Yep you knew it , there`s a bleeding catch

The age bracket she`s looking for is beyond me as she likes older men

Nope , makes no sense Fellow Forum Fellas

Maybe explains why she`s getting dull messages though as you can bet every sixty five year old on that site is bombarding the perfect footed shapely legged honey

**rosestone** · 11-20-2017, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

The age bracket she`s looking for is beyond me as she likes older men

Nope , makes no sense Fellow Forum Fellas

Maybe explains why she`s getting dull messages though as you can bet every sixty five year old on that site is bombarding the perfect footed shapely legged honey

That does seem a bit strange to me - why would a very attractive 43 year old care whether a man was older than her or not? Are there no 42 year old men who are mature enough? Surely 40 is 'old enough' for pretty much anybody. And what's to stop blokes from just fibbing to her?

As Mark Steel said, "Sensibleness is like baldness - if there's no sign of it by age 28, it's probably not going to happen."

**MaxJoker** · 11-20-2017, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by rosestone

That does seem a bit strange to me - why would a very attractive 43 year old care whether a man was older than her or not? Are there no 42 year old men who are mature enough? Surely 40 is 'old enough' for pretty much anybody. And what's to stop blokes from just fibbing to her?

Buggered if I know Mate

Daddy issues maybe

Could it be she hasn't got a place of her own

Or is she better known as "The black widow"

Given has married a string of chaps in their late sixties who barely survived longer than the honeymoon

**Mal Hombre** · 11-20-2017, 05:27 PM

She likes older men you say...

**philll_77** · 11-21-2017, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Is a forty three year old five foot four baker who hasn't had children and doesn't want them.

No kids, eh? Then she'll have more time to look after me:-
Fetch me a beer,
Where's the remote?
I'm hungry
Fuck off to work already, your sister will be here any minute.

A match made in Hull.

**MaxJoker** · 11-21-2017, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

She likes older men you say...

Yes

So as a thirty one year old who looks nineteen you`re out of luck

Well how is this for a fine figure of a forty year old child free non smoker (Although I think she`s pretty smoking myself) Taurus who is looking for ....

Hell who knows , as she`s written bugger all on her profile

Most importantly left out that she`s prepared to grit her teeth , bend over and get down to doing

The hovering

**Super Ted** · 11-21-2017, 07:13 PM

Looking for a hard-core Satanist hide this posting
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Hi! I'm looking for a hard-core Satanist. Not some sort of bizarre "athiest" who likes LaVey - like a hard-core Satanist who's fully left-hand and well connected within the community. I am not a Satanist myself but I'm soliciting one in the hopes that they'll be able to bring a little spice into my life. My experience with Satan has been pretty boring so far and I'm thinking that I'm just missing something.

666
Queen of the New Earth

sorry no picture ... that could be a she or shemale or he

**teaktop** · 11-22-2017, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well this lass like the previous one I posted , lives bang on in this there Norwich

Is a forty three year old five foot four baker who hasn't had children and doesn't want them . Specializes in savoury puff pastry products to and is tired of the dull humourless messages she gets

She probably likes kneading old dough balls with a soggy bottom.
A baker the're no fun they get up too early,I love a lie in meself

**MaxJoker** · 01-10-2018, 03:37 PM

Now I`m not saying this woman is airbrushed all to hell

Although am a whimsy cheesed she insists anybody who wants to send (Wants children so be warned) her a message has to have clear photos. A high income job , own home , own car plus be a mature adult

Yeah ok , ok then.
While we`re on the subject of "Wants".
I`d rather date someone who didn't put a list of demands , doesn't blur every single line on their face into oblivion, or have a nose that`s nearly put my own eye out already.

Twice

But I digest

Meanwhile and in far off (For me) Portsmouth

There`s beyond merely beautiful , and then there`s (Still

Single

) forty four year old ,under five foot ,doesn't what children ,Piscean , Kimberly

The doll writes down nothing other that she requires somebody that loves animals , the planet , doesn't take himself or life to seriously and is honest and loyal. She even (Awww) includes a photo of her and her mother.

So why haven't I contacted her yet you all furiously keep demanding

Hmmm that`s because she want`s somebody local

So has her settings that way

True could technically change my own profile and place myself slap center in that there Portsmouth.

Yet dare I present my locality to such a spectacular woman , in a dishonest manner

Isn't it bad enough when I contact her (

) I`ll boast about my solid three and a half inches

Yeah so I like to big up the length of , my middle fingers

What of it

**Mal Hombre** · 01-13-2018, 04:19 PM

Portsmouth,Eh ?

11-20-2017, 05:27 PM	#654
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01-10-2018, 03:37 PM	#659
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 31,284 Thanks: 231,571 Thanked 451,747 Times in 31,453 Posts	Uh huh , it`s baaaaaack Now I`m not saying this woman is airbrushed all to hell Although am a whimsy cheesed she insists anybody who wants to send (Wants children so be warned) her a message has to have clear photos. A high income job , own home , own car plus be a mature adult Yeah ok , ok then. While we`re on the subject of "Wants". I`d rather date someone who didn't put a list of demands , doesn't blur every single line on their face into oblivion, or have a nose that`s nearly put my own eye out already. Twice But I digest Meanwhile and in far off (For me) Portsmouth There`s beyond merely beautiful , and then there`s (Still Single ) forty four year old ,under five foot ,doesn't what children ,Piscean , Kimberly The doll writes down nothing other that she requires somebody that loves animals , the planet , doesn't take himself or life to seriously and is honest and loyal. She even (Awww) includes a photo of her and her mother. So why haven't I contacted her yet you all furiously keep demanding Hmmm that`s because she want`s somebody local So has her settings that way True could technically change my own profile and place myself slap center in that there Portsmouth. Yet dare I present my locality to such a spectacular woman , in a dishonest manner Isn't it bad enough when I contact her () I`ll boast about my solid three and a half inches Yeah so I like to big up the length of , my middle fingers What of it __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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11-21-2017, 07:13 PM	#657
Super Ted Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,106 Thanks: 307,666 Thanked 119,032 Times in 5,326 Posts	Looking for a hard-core Satanist hide this posting age: 25 Hi! I'm looking for a hard-core Satanist. Not some sort of bizarre "athiest" who likes LaVey - like a hard-core Satanist who's fully left-hand and well connected within the community. I am not a Satanist myself but I'm soliciting one in the hopes that they'll be able to bring a little spice into my life. My experience with Satan has been pretty boring so far and I'm thinking that I'm just missing something. 666 Queen of the New Earth sorry no picture ... that could be a she or shemale or he