Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

OK, I'll guess JKF isn't dead
Was I close

As close as Oswald

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Not bad eh



getting a we bit angry at males

Maybe she`s not met the right manchild yet , someone bold enough to pop the question
That question she`s been waiting to be popped

Does she do

Well this lass like the previous one I posted , lives bang on in this there Norwich



Is a forty three year old five foot four baker who hasn't had children and doesn't want them . Specializes in savoury puff pastry products to and is tired of the dull humourless messages she gets



Yowza de hubba hubba



Yep you knew it , there`s a bleeding catch



The age bracket she`s looking for is beyond me as she likes older men
Nope , makes no sense Fellow Forum Fellas
Maybe explains why she`s getting dull messages though as you can bet every sixty five year old on that site is bombarding the perfect footed shapely legged honey

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

The age bracket she`s looking for is beyond me as she likes older men
Nope , makes no sense Fellow Forum Fellas
Maybe explains why she`s getting dull messages though as you can bet every sixty five year old on that site is bombarding the perfect footed shapely legged honey

That does seem a bit strange to me - why would a very attractive 43 year old care whether a man was older than her or not? Are there no 42 year old men who are mature enough? Surely 40 is 'old enough' for pretty much anybody. And what's to stop blokes from just fibbing to her?

As Mark Steel said, "Sensibleness is like baldness - if there's no sign of it by age 28, it's probably not going to happen."

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by rosestone

That does seem a bit strange to me - why would a very attractive 43 year old care whether a man was older than her or not? Are there no 42 year old men who are mature enough? Surely 40 is 'old enough' for pretty much anybody. And what's to stop blokes from just fibbing to her?

Buggered if I know Mate
Daddy issues maybe
Could it be she hasn't got a place of her own
Or is she better known as "The black widow"
Given has married a string of chaps in their late sixties who barely survived longer than the honeymoon

[Mal Hombre]

She likes older men you say...

[philll_77]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Is a forty three year old five foot four baker who hasn't had children and doesn't want them.

No kids, eh? Then she'll have more time to look after me:-
Fetch me a beer,
Where's the remote?
I'm hungry
Fuck off to work already, your sister will be here any minute.
A match made in Hull.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

She likes older men you say...

Yes
So as a thirty one year old who looks nineteen you`re out of luck

Well how is this for a fine figure of a forty year old child free non smoker (Although I think she`s pretty smoking myself) Taurus who is looking for ....



Hell who knows , as she`s written bugger all on her profile

Most importantly left out that she`s prepared to grit her teeth , bend over and get down to doing

The hovering

[Super Ted]

Looking for a hard-core Satanist hide this posting
age: 25
Hi! I'm looking for a hard-core Satanist. Not some sort of bizarre "athiest" who likes LaVey - like a hard-core Satanist who's fully left-hand and well connected within the community. I am not a Satanist myself but I'm soliciting one in the hopes that they'll be able to bring a little spice into my life. My experience with Satan has been pretty boring so far and I'm thinking that I'm just missing something.

666
Queen of the New Earth

sorry no picture ... that could be a she or shemale or he

[teaktop]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Well this lass like the previous one I posted , lives bang on in this there Norwich



Is a forty three year old five foot four baker who hasn't had children and doesn't want them . Specializes in savoury puff pastry products to and is tired of the dull humourless messages she gets

She probably likes kneading old dough balls with a soggy bottom.
A baker the're no fun they get up too early,I love a lie in meself

[MaxJoker]

Now I`m not saying this woman is airbrushed all to hell



Although am a whimsy cheesed she insists anybody who wants to send (Wants children so be warned) her a message has to have clear photos. A high income job , own home , own car plus be a mature adult



Yeah ok , ok then.
While we`re on the subject of "Wants".
I`d rather date someone who didn't put a list of demands , doesn't blur every single line on their face into oblivion, or have a nose that`s nearly put my own eye out already.

Twice



But I digest

Meanwhile and in far off (For me) Portsmouth


There`s beyond merely beautiful , and then there`s (Still Single ) forty four year old ,under five foot ,doesn't what children ,Piscean , Kimberly



The doll writes down nothing other that she requires somebody that loves animals , the planet , doesn't take himself or life to seriously and is honest and loyal. She even (Awww) includes a photo of her and her mother.



So why haven't I contacted her yet you all furiously keep demanding



Hmmm that`s because she want`s somebody local

So has her settings that way

True could technically change my own profile and place myself slap center in that there Portsmouth.

Yet dare I present my locality to such a spectacular woman , in a dishonest manner

Isn't it bad enough when I contact her () I`ll boast about my solid three and a half inches

Yeah so I like to big up the length of , my middle fingers

What of it

[Mal Hombre]

Portsmouth,Eh ?