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I just moved my hairbrush so it`s at an angle on the shelf , might move it again later . Now please excuse me i've got to get back to my encyclopedia.
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Ok, back to the real interesting facts. Last edited by Leprechaun; July 7th, 2009 at 02:50 PM.. Reason: Do we really need a reason for anything we do? Is the 'reason for editing' just a reason for others to laugh about lousy English spelling? Is the 'reason for editing' pure discrimination? Pill Time! |
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July 7th, 2009, 03:00 PM | #83 | |
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Hey there`s a lot to be said for uninteresting facts , for one thing we now know you`re thinning on top and that i had A.D.D
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Did you know, Ive just scratched my f**king balls?.....Hmmm isnt this fun?
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Bollocks man, you made those words up, Nowt (Oh bugger me, me Geordie's cumin owt) Rhymes with orange!
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Lia 19 is Stalking Hilts.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well a bloke can dream can't he..............?????
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Now me i just say ball scratching was an example of early man logic , i mean you`re hunched over an open fire trying to boil the perfect 50 minute Pterodactyl egg . But how are you going to time it ?, hell time hasn`t even been invented yet !. So that`s where the ball touching originated , in fact as luck would have it the Time Team recently unearthed the worlds first recipe near Bognor Regis which adds conclusive proof Testicle timer guide By Uggo Smitho 10 mins = Still dangle like antelope 20 mins = Tightening up a bit 30 mins = Getting solid ( So for those that prefer their eggs soft serve now) 40 mins = Can`t feel them 50 mins = Realize they fell off 10 minutes ago and rolled into fire ,are browning nicely though Speaking of testicles Well porridge rhymes with orange , if you have a speech impediment
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You obviously haven`t pushed a boat oar down ones throat then , oh they vomit alright
But row for shit , bloody Oxford
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