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September 6th, 2018, 01:36 PM | #2711 |
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4949 Is this a bad time to tell ya that even for a chick you're dumb
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September 7th, 2018, 04:18 PM | #2712 |
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Still to be fair , I've had worse honeymoons
4950 ~ No I wasn't about to try and fake it because you`re so bleeding ugly , I always palm a sachet of mayonnaise, for , erm , luck , that`s right , luck , my darling
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September 8th, 2018, 11:15 PM | #2713 |
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A Woody Allen quote
4951 ~ You are much more beautiful than average
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September 9th, 2018, 07:23 AM | #2714 |
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September 9th, 2018, 06:24 PM | #2715 |
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4953 ~ I only pray that go before you . No to the shitter. As whatever your mystery meat curry earlier was is burning a path to my anus !
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September 22nd, 2018, 12:03 PM | #2716 |
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4954, Don't worry, I won't get you pregnant, I don't want any chance of a child of mine lookin' anything even remotely like you
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September 23rd, 2018, 03:28 PM | #2718 |
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Hell yes Fellow Forum Fellas , I did then marry her ... To a scarecrow in a field I spied while driving her home
4956 ~ Geez can't believe how great I`m doing. Considering you smell so bad was positive I`d have thrown up over your back by now
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September 23rd, 2018, 03:53 PM | #2719 |
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4957 Are you stupid ??? When I said I want sex in the back seat of the car I meant I'd be in the back seat ... I'll fold it down and you can blow me from in the boot
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