X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 52

**Reclaimedwg** · December 5th, 2018, 07:02 PM

591. All women love anal sex and some love it so much, they go straight from foreplay to anal sex and their pussies gets neglected.

**seany65** · December 5th, 2018, 11:22 PM

592: All women love the taste of sh*t on a penis, which is why they always shove it their mouths just after it's been up their arses.

Edit: Looking that the numbers in the previous 2 posts it seems the number I should've used for this post is 593.

**jomama** · December 6th, 2018, 12:00 AM

mommy and daddy rather get involved than interfere

no dog at the edge of the bed watching the action

**HugoHackenbush** · December 6th, 2018, 03:15 PM

597. While it has been well observed that the main job of nurses is to shag the patients, what is less known is that if you are sharing a hospital room, and your neighbor is getting shagged, just asked the nurse to send one of her co-workers in. She will gladly ring the special call button and in no time a nurse will arrive to shag you as well.

598. You and your room mate will switch nurses before the sexual encounter is over.

599. A DP with the first nurse who shows up is not required, but always available.

**HugoHackenbush** · December 8th, 2018, 11:19 PM

600. It only takes 2-5 sips of an alcoholic beverage to turn a shy damsel into a horny slut.

fkifreddy · December 8th, 2018, 11:33 PM

601. When the TV stops working and a woman is alone at home, the guy entering the room in order to repair the device will end up having action with her soon.

IC Hunt · December 8th, 2018, 11:52 PM

602. Contrary to reason, logic and experience slutty girls ho haa's are tight, very tight.

**HugoHackenbush** · December 8th, 2018, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fkifreddy

601. When the TV stops working and a woman is alone at home, the guy entering the room in order to repair the device will end up having action with her soon.

**jomama** · December 15th, 2018, 12:59 AM

no matter who or what knocked at the door someone on the inside would always be glad to open it

banquomerc · December 15th, 2018, 01:51 AM

it is common to have physical relations on a large living room sofa of a palatial house or kitchen counter and when caught by a third party, both women must form their mouths into Os with hands on cheeks even though they witnessed being caught from 20 or 30 feet away. The lucky guy simply puts both hands up flat out without concern with a smirk.

December 5th, 2018, 11:22 PM	#512
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,731 Times in 3,527 Posts	592: All women love the taste of sht on a penis, which is why they always shove it their mouths just after it's been up their arses. Edit: Looking that the numbers in the previous 2 posts it seems the number I should've used for this post is 593. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned. Last edited by seany65; December 6th, 2018 at 11:10 PM..*

December 6th, 2018, 12:00 AM	#513
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,260 Times in 29,872 Posts	mommy and daddy rather get involved than interfere no dog at the edge of the bed watching the action __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper Last edited by jomama; December 6th, 2018 at 12:09 AM..

December 6th, 2018, 03:15 PM	#514
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,121 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,521 Times in 14,174 Posts	Posters! Mind the numbering sequence. We are now +4 597. While it has been well observed that the main job of nurses is to shag the patients, what is less known is that if you are sharing a hospital room, and your neighbor is getting shagged, just asked the nurse to send one of her co-workers in. She will gladly ring the special call button and in no time a nurse will arrive to shag you as well. 598. You and your room mate will switch nurses before the sexual encounter is over. 599. A DP with the first nurse who shows up is not required, but always available. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

December 8th, 2018, 11:19 PM	#515
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,121 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,521 Times in 14,174 Posts	600. It only takes 2-5 sips of an alcoholic beverage to turn a shy damsel into a horny slut. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

December 15th, 2018, 12:59 AM	#519
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,260 Times in 29,872 Posts	no matter who or what knocked at the door someone on the inside would always be glad to open it __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

December 5th, 2018, 07:02 PM	#511
Reclaimedwg Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,414 Thanks: 7,709 Thanked 26,946 Times in 3,089 Posts	591. All women love anal sex and some love it so much, they go straight from foreplay to anal sex and their pussies gets neglected.

December 8th, 2018, 11:33 PM	#516
fkifreddy Member Join Date: Dec 2018 Posts: 87 Thanks: 401 Thanked 1,035 Times in 86 Posts	601. When the TV stops working and a woman is alone at home, the guy entering the room in order to repair the device will end up having action with her soon.

December 8th, 2018, 11:52 PM	#517
IC Hunt Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 139 Thanks: 348 Thanked 1,146 Times in 139 Posts	602. Contrary to reason, logic and experience slutty girls ho haa's are tight, very tight.

December 15th, 2018, 01:51 AM	#520
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	it is common to have physical relations on a large living room sofa of a palatial house or kitchen counter and when caught by a third party, both women must form their mouths into Os with hands on cheeks even though they witnessed being caught from 20 or 30 feet away. The lucky guy simply puts both hands up flat out without concern with a smirk.