Would you shag a granny? - Page 12

**Pinkpapercut** · November 14th, 2018, 07:19 AM

Grannies aren't a 'thing' for me but I can think of two women, one eighty-two, one eighty-four, who I'd happily shag just to see what shagging an attractive old lady is like. Significantly I think, both are slim and fit and both have led active lives, the 82-year old having been an amateur tennis player until about a year ago, the eighty four year old still an active fell-walker.

Both are still married, both still have appealing faces despite the lines, and the eighty-four year old at least is still sexually active - I know because she mentioned it to me very recently after her eighty-six year-old husband was put out of action for a while after a fall while they were fell-walking together.

Looks like lots of physical activity helps to keep one shagging and shaggable well into old age.

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Originally Posted by muggly

I am also of granddad age so we need to retitle this to older lady then. Just look at Felicity Kendall or even Joan Collins and of course Jane Fonda. Would many men say no to them even though none will see 70 again. Glad to see some older ladies are getting "it" as so many deserve a healthy sex life.

Felicity Kendall, 22 or 72, God yeah! And now I need a tissue...

**muggly** · November 16th, 2018, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by buggeration

Been shagging one for years and still merrily shagging her. Incidentally, she's a great granny now, but still bangs like a girl half her age...I do call in replacements occasionally. Bring on a sub. All good fun though

If you need any help send me an invite.

**vo1v0d** · November 16th, 2018, 01:31 PM

I suppose the thread means Anne Widdecombe/Judge Judy by my mates daughter was a grandmother at age 32 and could pass for 25. She informed her father, my pal, that if her current bedmate pissed off and left her with the mortgage a day a month shagging in front of a camera crew would not be out of the question if it paid the mortgage.

**Welderman** · November 16th, 2018, 06:41 PM

They don't call me granny Shagger in my town, for no reason..

**muggly** · November 16th, 2018, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by vo1v0d

I suppose the thread means Anne Widdecombe/Judge Judy by my mates daughter was a grandmother at age 32 and could pass for 25. She informed her father, my pal, that if her current bedmate pissed off and left her with the mortgage a day a month shagging in front of a camera crew would not be out of the question if it paid the mortgage.

Anne Widdecombe was a bit of a saucy girl in her heyday when she was 3 stone lighter and had black hair. If I could be hypnotised to keep that image in my head then I wouldn't say no to her.

**steamjon** · November 16th, 2018, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by muggly

Anne Widdecombe was a bit of a saucy girl in her heyday when she was 3 stone lighter and had black hair. If I could be hypnotised to keep that image in my head then I wouldn't say no to her.

She could be six stones lighter and I would still pass

**Pinkpapercut** · September 15th, 2019, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by muggly

Anne Widdecombe was a bit of a saucy girl in her heyday when she was 3 stone lighter and had black hair. If I could be hypnotised to keep that image in my head then I wouldn't say no to her.

I have to agree muggly. In fact I'd go a step further. Ann Widdecombe was quite a good looking and slender dark-haired young woman back in her Oxford days, I'd have poked her happily back then but without reservation I'd poke her nowadays too given the chance

Yes she got fat and and yes she adopted a very dowdy and ugly style of dress but since she's left politics she's softened her image a lot and looks much more feminine. Yeah she's old, yeah she's gotten fat, yeah one might not agree with all her political views but she's now just an averagely attractive plump old lady.

Given the opportunity I'd cheerfully shag Ann Widdecombe just to be able to say I'd taken the virginity of Britain's oldest and most famous public virgin. Though I suspect these days her hymen has become as tough as Kevlar.

I wouldn't mind playing with those big fat old tits of hers either.

Estreeter · September 15th, 2019, 01:04 PM

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Anne Widdecombe was a bit of a saucy girl

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Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

I'd cheerfully shag Ann Widdecombe

**AlvisParsley** · November 2nd, 2019, 02:34 PM

I do all the time as we are now grandparents.. Generally it's, J who always insists on it.... who am I to refuse, when she still wants to show off in front of a camera of some sort.

time_killer · March 10th, 2020, 02:05 PM

It depends on the Granny. If it's Granny from the Beverly Hill Billy's... No. If it's Raquel Welch. Sophia Loren or Joan Collins. Absolutely.

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vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,333 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,388 Times in 7,551 Posts	I suppose the thread means Anne Widdecombe/Judge Judy by my mates daughter was a grandmother at age 32 and could pass for 25. She informed her father, my pal, that if her current bedmate pissed off and left her with the mortgage a day a month shagging in front of a camera crew would not be out of the question if it paid the mortgage.

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time_killer Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 442 Thanks: 8,246 Thanked 3,603 Times in 366 Posts	It depends on the Granny. If it's Granny from the Beverly Hill Billy's... No. If it's Raquel Welch. Sophia Loren or Joan Collins. Absolutely.