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November 16th, 2018, 04:19 PM	#4281
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	When Trailmaster goes to the movies he sits on the ground floor. When he takes his hat off, kids in the top gallery see him and throw peanuts at the bald spot on his head

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November 16th, 2018, 04:46 PM	#4282
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November 16th, 2018, 09:07 PM	#4283
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tmee2000 lives in the desert to avoid paying lighting bills.

That's a lie, I live in the desert to avoid paying lightning bills.

And it's not true that I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. His name is Rossini.

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November 17th, 2018, 04:55 AM	#4285
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November 17th, 2018, 08:13 AM	#4286
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November 17th, 2018, 10:53 AM

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he learned that from palo

I thought this thread was " Tell A Lie " ?????

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I thought this thread was " Tell A Lie " ?????

Okay

Take 2

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is really nice, well behaved, educated, wealthy, a philanthropist and she male

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November 17th, 2018, 02:55 PM

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Okay

Take 2

lagerlout

is really nice, well behaved, educated, wealthy, a philanthropist and she male

It's all lies except for the last one

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November 17th, 2018, 03:30 PM	#4290
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