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May 27th, 2018, 07:43 AM
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Once upon a time Bruce Estreeter had a trip to the North Territory along with a girl. When in the Red Centre he stopped the car and showed her his dick, begging for a Human Touch.
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May 27th, 2018, 02:09 PM
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On November 22, 1963, the actual target was chromax but he stooped to pick up a penny he spotted on the pavement and the assassin missed. The rest is history.
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May 27th, 2018, 04:10 PM
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If you ask me, Mal Hombre is the true star of this board. He is wild, untamed and most of all pissed.
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May 27th, 2018, 05:32 PM
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Brecht never broke some childhood habits. He still eats Mozartkügelchen and reads books by torchlight under the bedcovers at night
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May 27th, 2018, 05:41 PM
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Yuri Gagarin was not the first man in space. Officially the Soviets claimed they had sent a dog called Laika into Earth's orbit but recently declassified documents revealed it was palo5. |
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May 27th, 2018, 05:57 PM
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Whenever Brecht says "Werfen Sie noch eine Garnele auf die Barbie" his friends know he has been binge watching Mad Max movies
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May 27th, 2018, 07:01 PM
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Like most Germans when speaking Deutsch Brecht is dubbed by a german shepherd.
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May 27th, 2018, 08:02 PM
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Bloke57 was the first Afro American dwarf to play in the NBA
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May 28th, 2018, 01:36 AM
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ball7 likes to wear white dresses , and like MM he will go stand on the subway grates and let the dress get blown up around his middle as it makes him feel pretty
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May 28th, 2018, 10:30 AM
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Mal Hombre owns a house in Monaco. A doll house. |
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