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Old March 30th, 2018, 11:27 AM   #2471
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Greenman once mistook a piano for a xylofon.
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Old March 30th, 2018, 02:06 PM   #2472
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Lagerlout once saw a bluetit out in the wild.
It just turned out to be Ms. Palo sunbathing in the middle of December.
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Old March 30th, 2018, 02:45 PM   #2473
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Lagerlout Do you know he roams streets and finds stray dogs and them bites them
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Old March 30th, 2018, 02:55 PM   #2474
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Old March 30th, 2018, 03:04 PM   #2475
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At Greenman's and otokonomidori's secret wedding, the maid of honour was sandhunter
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Old March 30th, 2018, 03:10 PM   #2476
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And jokerman caught the groom's bouquet
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And jokerman caught the groom's bouquet
I noticed you failed to mention you were the flower girl Oh, and howerd was the minister
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Old March 30th, 2018, 03:42 PM   #2478
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Sam Spade lost his high school sweetheart to a orange guy with a wonky toupe.
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