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January 26th, 2018, 12:24 AM	#2551
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January 26th, 2018, 10:14 AM	#2552
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,737 Times in 60,308 Posts	4289 Yeah, I am a lowly garbage collector, but I've hit the jackpot with you in my collection. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 1st, 2018, 10:30 PM	#2553
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4290: Hey fatty have you ever wondered why all our friends always leave every time you bring up or suggest playing strip poker? __________________

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February 2nd, 2018, 12:37 PM	#2554
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4291: Hey I'm not complaining about your hand jobs, but I like it and it feels a whole lot better when your mother takes over! __________________

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February 2nd, 2018, 01:11 PM	#2555
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February 2nd, 2018, 01:17 PM	#2556
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4293: After having given birth to seven kids in succession and then shoving an eggplant in it everyday for the past three years, hoe can you honestly claim to have a tight pussy?? __________________

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February 2nd, 2018, 10:30 PM	#2557
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4294 Shhhh, you might wake up my wife

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February 3rd, 2018, 12:48 PM	#2558
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4295: Before you start slobbering on my dick with one of your usual boring blowjobs ... 37 Across, What's a 7-letter word for A Farm Animal? __________________

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February 3rd, 2018, 02:01 PM	#2559
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4296: Hey, who is Bill, Terry, Doug, Poul, Mervin, Sam, JR JR and Sulivan?

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February 9th, 2018, 10:53 AM	#2560
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,368 Times in 36,682 Posts	4297: The iceberg that sank the Titanic was just an ice cube compared to you! __________________

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