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Pine, since they stay green year-round.
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November 15th, 2018, 12:01 PM | #6722 |
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It's going to happen. Glad I don't live there.
Be homeless in Hawaii or a rich man in Antarctica? |
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November 15th, 2018, 12:58 PM | #6723 |
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Antarctica (Then move to Chicago )
For a pound of purest gold would you rather chew and swallow A bucket of frozen solid ice cubes Or An adult elephants pan fried penis ?
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November 15th, 2018, 01:10 PM | #6724 |
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Chew and swallow an adult elephant's pan fried penis!
Swim in shark infested water or toboggan down an icy slope with just your boxer shorts on and temperatures outside are below -10 degrees C? |
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November 15th, 2018, 03:54 PM | #6725 |
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Sharks.
Since we're being weather conscious, drive across and over a high mountain pass in the Rockies during a whiteout blizzard in a '68 Javelin, or try to drive through a flooding creek in a VW Beetle? |
November 15th, 2018, 06:19 PM | #6726 |
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A 68 Javelin if I could build up enough speed.
Get your hand stuck in your kitchen drain while your house is on fire, or lock yourself out of your 30 floor apartment so you have to climb out onto the outside ledge and inch your way all around the building to the Management office? |
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November 15th, 2018, 06:24 PM | #6727 |
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Get your hand stuck in your kitchen drain while your house is on fire
and have the last drink.. Buy now your Christmas gifts or wait for the last moment? |
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wait for the last moment
A Girl Choking on your Dick Till You Cum So Hard in her mouth she cant take it no more or getting caught in the act by your mum?
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A girl choking on my willy so hard.
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November 15th, 2018, 11:05 PM | #6730 |
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Take it home and open it carefully to see what it is.
Thinking about how you're going to feel the next morning, get drunk on Whiskey or high on marijuana? |
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