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April 10th, 2024, 11:54 PM	#3671
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,618 Times in 3,211 Posts	I am actually an improved version of my type. I may seem unchanged at this moment, but you are going to love the modifications. So close your eyes and hold on for the ride of your life.

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April 11th, 2024, 12:56 PM	#3672
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,225 Times in 29,871 Posts	I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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April 13th, 2024, 01:46 PM	#3673
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,325 Times in 3,826 Posts	Hey Siri...

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April 13th, 2024, 03:24 PM	#3674
Maglover Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 750 Thanks: 11,511 Thanked 6,249 Times in 747 Posts	You're so like your mother was at your age

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April 13th, 2024, 11:47 PM	#3675
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,618 Times in 3,211 Posts	I've taken my tablet and in a few minutes I'll be ready to remove the vacuum pump and get started.

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April 14th, 2024, 01:37 AM	#3676
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,225 Times in 29,871 Posts	Are you giving birth ?? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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April 14th, 2024, 09:03 PM	#3677
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,225 Times in 29,871 Posts	Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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April 16th, 2024, 12:18 AM	#3678
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,225 Times in 29,871 Posts	Are you a KGB agent ?? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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April 17th, 2024, 11:33 PM	#3679
CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,219 Thanks: 35,652 Thanked 35,618 Times in 3,211 Posts	I hope you don't mind the film crew I've brought with me this time?

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April 18th, 2024, 01:22 PM	#3680
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,758 Thanks: 3,493,497 Thanked 344,225 Times in 29,871 Posts	What the hell is vo1v0d doing here?? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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