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Old October 24th, 2012, 04:02 PM   #61
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Here is the smartest dog IMO. A dog who gets your beer for you.


Oh man, you never met a Russian dog



Of course, some are worse - beer is not good enough for them

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Old October 24th, 2012, 04:18 PM   #62
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Someone told me a dog is as smart as a 2-3 year-old child because it can understand about 200 words and sign language

But dogs aren't 'academics', so this seemed a silly assumption

Dogs can do other things, like lead blind people, hunt people, pull sleds, find explosives etc etc - never met a child that could do that
That a child can not do either..







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Old October 24th, 2012, 04:41 PM   #63
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I have a Belgian Shepherd Dog.




I trained her very good, she watched the farm etc. but I also use her to herd my sheep.


Before I had a Doberman Pinscher, a mix Foxterriër & mix a Shepherd/Dobermann.

My favorite will be the Grey Wolf, there social & excellent in hunting.
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Old October 25th, 2012, 09:42 AM   #64
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I have a Belgian Shepherd Dog.




I trained her very good, she watched the farm etc. but I also use her to herd my sheep.


Before I had a Doberman Pinscher, a mix Foxterriër & mix a Shepherd/Dobermann.

My favorite will be the Grey Wolf, there social & excellent in hunting.
hi friend
your dog is more precisely
a shepherd of Groenendael
* Groenendael is the name of a Belgian city

Belgian shepherd the term encompasses all
type dogs sheepdog


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian...Groenendael%29



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hi friend
your dog is more precisely
a shepherd of Groenendael
* Groenendael is the name of a Belgian city

Belgian shepherd the term encompasses all
type dogs sheepdog



When I bought my dog, I was forbidden to call my dog a Groenendael, couse she's more a mix than a real breed.
Breeders want there dogs pure, so if I get pups from my dog, Nobody wants these pups in there program.
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Old October 27th, 2012, 04:09 PM   #69
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Mine are Huskies. I've had three in my lifetime and they are darned, wondeful dogs. I wouldn't recommend keeping them in a warm climate though as they are accustomed to the cooler temperatures. When I lived in Arizona, I had to give mine to my brother, who was living in Wisconsin at the time.
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