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I come home and find you bare ass on all fours in front of the dog and you expect me to believe you were looking for your contact lens!   
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I kind of wish this was the first time I've had sex, that way I know it will be over in 2 minutes.
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4022: So all that screaming and moaning meant you _didn't_ want anal...you do know that viagra can cause unexpected instantaneous hearing loss.
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Yeah I believe in global warming, so fuck faster honey and add to it
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4026 ~ Do you mind if I push something else up there to maybe make it feel tighter for me ?. Great. Just be a minute . I've a couple bowling balls in the car.
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