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Old March 4th, 2017, 02:20 PM   #3951
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You know the phrase "the girl of your dreams"?
Well did that originate because men wake up in the morning with a stiffy?
And does she exist? am I cheating on the the girl sleeping beside me (Marilyn Monroe less fortunate sister Myrtle)?
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You need more Spaghetti Westerns in your diet
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Why is it called spaghetti western when all they are eating is beans?



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Why is it called spaghetti western when all they are eating is beans?
If you let your pasta accidentally touch your anti-pasta, would there be a massive explosion.
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not western but they eating spaghetti here .. ..
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Come on GQ you know why. Filmed in Italy by Italian film makers and with mostly Italian actors. Italy = spaghetti.
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