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Old April 19th, 2017, 02:43 PM   #1681
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Old April 23rd, 2017, 01:41 PM   #1682
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It looked like a dinosaur spat it out!


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Old April 27th, 2017, 10:34 PM   #1683
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It must have been that big double chocolate cookie I had for dessert. It looked like chocolate bars!


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Old April 28th, 2017, 05:52 AM   #1685
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No more hot peppers for me again on sandwiches. My stomach was making weird sounds all night! and then an explosion in the bowl the next morning!

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Old April 30th, 2017, 10:38 AM   #1690
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