If You Could Commit One Crime and Get Away With It

[Xexemedes]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

What do you mean could commit
I have, heaps of times, not anymore.

When I was a teenager and cash was in short supply my mates and I had a great pizza stealing scam,

Well....I was thinking about something a bit !!* *grander* *!! than stealing pizza (maybe you are just a very honest and law abiding guy )

Unless, of course, it was a bunch of these:

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I was just having a second read through this thread and it dawned on me, Cyber Terrorism would be real cool , Imagine getting away with that, you could rule and control everything

This is true - we could shut down power stations, make US drones shoot up marine burger stores, rig elections and make Palin the next President (haha! - we need more laughs), give our bank accounts outrageous balances while taking our money back from the oligarchs and banks...

Not to mention f***ing up GPS - how about this from a tank soldier in Iraq: "Hey Lootenant, the machine says we're in Arizona, so why are they shooting at us? And why does our tailpipe webcam show a polar bear's ass?"

[Xexemedes]

Originally Posted by palo5

Steal all the gold in Fort Knox, of course
...But best of all, it would make ME happy - and all of the animal homes and people I would support

There we go! Attaboy palo5! That's what I'm talking about here. Thinking big.





I thought about the same thing myself when I was concocting this thread but if I had "ex-ed" the ex I would have my finances in tact-although a few extra tons of gold would always come in handy.

We had a group of teens find a sack full of money years ago (late 90's)-fell off an armored car or some such thing. The kids went on a wild spending spree at the shopping mall buying tons of electronics, CDs, and being very loud and extravagant about their spending-can't blame them I guess . Anyway, they were finally noticed by someone, who called someone else, and the kids confessed to finding the loot.

I wonder, if at that age, I would have had the wits to stash the money for a few years and then begin to spend it slowly? I wonder if those boys don't think about the same thing every day?

[Xexemedes]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I was just having a second read through this thread and it dawned on me, Cyber Terrorism would be real cool , Imagine getting away with that, you could rule and control everything

Ahhhhh.....much better Brother Estreeter. I See palo5 already has a few ideas of his own to expound upon your thoughts

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Xexemedes

Ahhhhh.....much better Brother Estreeter. I See palo5 already has a few ideas of his own to expound upon your thoughts

They are already reality, comrade. Did you not read what happened in Estonia after they moved the Patriotic War Statue?

One can joke about it, but I think the world is vulnerable

[Xexemedes]

Originally Posted by palo5

They are already reality, comrade. Did you not read what happened in Estonia after they moved the Patriotic War Statue?

...Actually...no....What did happen?

[imracerx]

Originally Posted by billybunter

Steal a rolls royce and drive it into a swimming pool.

Been done. R I P Keith.... You were the greatest drummer. EVER......

[palo5]

Originally Posted by Xexemedes

...Actually...no....What did happen?

Google "2007 cyberattacks on estonia". The wiki article will help

This is serious, untraceable disruption, and it could be made much worse. We'd better all have a Plan B

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Xexemedes

Well....I was thinking about something a bit !!* *grander* *!! than stealing pizza

Stealing pizza, unless stolen for or by me should be a crime punishable by death.

Vegetarian pizza's are exempt, they don't even count as food.

[Xexemedes]

Stealing this = Death penalty



Stealing this = Misdemeanor


Hmmmm......I think you need some of this: